luciazephyr: shady individual lurking, beware ([Misc] Ian's an IRL lurker)
So a little while ago, some asshole called Mefista went on the Dresden Files TV Tropes page and deleted all the slash fic recs. I had a bit of a fit, flipped some tables, reverted the page, et cetera. Also happened to tell Grene that in retaliation, I was gonna write some gay porn.

Aaaaand then I did. And it was terrible, but Grene said I should post it. So here it is.


Fic: Completely self-indulgent Bakery AU porn
NSFW due to sex, sliiiight kink, because John likes Harry's aprons. Takes place after Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop concludes.

this has no real value, but whatever, it's fluff and a bit of porn. )
luciazephyr: Book of the Still, the time traveler's lifeline (Default)
The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop is now up on AO3 for your Kindle fanfic collections or whatever. The first two chapters have been revised, though I bet I've missed a few typos. I'll hopefully catch them later.

Next up: Bringing back The Matter of Chicago. :thumbs up:



Also, rented Saints Row the Third, mostly because I've needed something to play.

My advice to y'all: don't. That's eight dollars I'll never get back. Now I just want SR2 again.
luciazephyr: ice figs, one sliced in half to expose it's center of sky blue stain over white fruit flesh, extremely pretty ([Misc] food porn is the best porn)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (6/6)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: Explicit sex, food porn, past child abuse, oblique reference to self-harm, serious portrayal of a character dealing with past trauma, realistic depiction of a panic attack, and abandonment issues, but now, finally, some romantic fluff. ♥
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: This chapter: 10,840 Overall: 42,710. Not too shabby.

Act Six: after the savoy truffle )








Author's Note, music mix, and other miscellanea. )
luciazephyr: Old Spice Guy, tempting you with DIAMONDS. ([Misc] two tickets to that thing you LOV)
Finished my finals. Came home. Made a cup of tea. Found a package from [personal profile] binz. Opened it.

Guys.

She got me The Apron.

Lucy in front of her terrible webcam, wearing the frilly pink sweetheart apron that was mentioned in the Bakery AU, holy crap

That is the apron Harry wears in the Bakery AU. THAT'S THE APRON.

I NOW HAVE IT.

:DOLPHIN NOISES, SEAL CLAPPING, OH GOD:
luciazephyr: ice figs, one sliced in half to expose it's center of sky blue stain over white fruit flesh, extremely pretty ([Misc] food porn is the best porn)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (5/6)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: Explicit sex, food porn, past child abuse, oblique reference to self-harm, serious portrayal of a character dealing with past trauma, realistic depiction of a panic attack, and abandonment issues, but now, finally, some romantic fluff. ♥
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: 6,732.

Notes: LOOK, THIS WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BE FIVE PARTS, BUT THE CHAPTER BROKE 12,000 WORDS AND BINZ WAS LIKE "just split it dude" AND I WAS LIKE "OKAY". So now it's six.


Act Five: I feel your taste all the time we're apart )
luciazephyr: a black porcelain cup with a tea bag waiting inside. ([Misc] my greatest addiction-- tea)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (4/legit 5 okay)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: OKAY THIS IS GETTING RIDIC. Let's go down the once-again revised list: Explicit sex, food porn, past child abuse, oblique reference to self-harm, serious portrayal of a character dealing with past trauma, realistic depiction of a panic attack, and abandonment issues. JFC, I couldn't fail fluff fic harder if I tried.
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: 7,999. Um. Yeah.

Author's Note: oh god, this had all the betas. Polaris, Grene, Binz, and Sam. You guys. Srsly.


Act Four: what is sweet now turns so sour )

Unrelatedly, for the curious, I'm doing a Dresden Files Fannish Safari on tomorrow's Slash Report podcast. Also, if you aren't listening to the Slash Report, you are missing out on hilarity and great thinky thoughts.
luciazephyr: ice figs, one sliced in half to expose it's center of sky blue stain over white fruit flesh, extremely pretty ([Misc] food porn is the best porn)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (3/4 or 5)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: Eventual explicit sex, references to past child abuse, and one oblique reference to possible self-harm. and a character trying to deal with unresolved past trauma in a serious way.
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: 5881

Author's Note: Please note the trigger warning's revised to reflect upcoming plot. Thanks to [personal profile] polarisnorth, [personal profile] grenegome, [personal profile] binz, [personal profile] samjohnsson, and [personal profile] lightgetsin for help on this chapter. And to [personal profile] sidhebeingbrand for inspiring the apron thing. Yeah. Seriously. This fic seems to take a village.


Act Three: coconut fudge really blows down those blues )
luciazephyr: a black porcelain cup with a tea bag waiting inside. ([Misc] my greatest addiction-- tea)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (2/3 or 4)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: Eventual explicit sex, references to past child abuse (Justin is evil in every AU), and one oblique reference to possible self-harm.
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: 6260

Act One

Act Two: a ginger sling and a pineapple heart )


okay, next up: MoC chapter. :nods, gets to work:
luciazephyr: Future!Cas's beautiful, sad smile. ([SPN] smile like you mean it)
Title: The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop (1/3)
Pairings: Harry Dresden/John Marcone
Warnings/Content: Eventual explicit sex, references to past child abuse (Justin is evil in every AU), and one oblique reference to possible self-harm. (Yes, this is the Happy Fun AU I was talking about. I possibly fail at Happy Fun AUs?)
Summary: In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.
Word Count: 4998

Act One: a coffee dessert, yes you know it's good news )

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