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[luciazephyr]

Dear Keith,

I love you to pieces. Your pwn'age of Tony Snow was awesome. That said, I'll send you twenty dollars if you go through an entire Countdown broadcast without referencing sports. Seriously. Twenty bucks. You could buy beer with it. Come on.

Nothing but love for you,
Lucy


EVERYONE TURN ON SCARBOROUGH. BILL-O VS. JOE AND MSNBC AGAIN. Bill-O apparently anaylsed MSNBC's anchors' body language for Liberal bias. No, really. It'll be after the first commercial break, I think.

-Luce

Comments

[perpet-fic.livejournal.com]

Offer him whiskey instead of beer. He probably can't have beer with his celiac, but the distillation process of whiskey makes it okay.

That bit of nerdishness aside, turn the sports references into a game. Everytime Keith mentions sports, you get to fire off one hysterical letter to O'Reilly that simply reads, "All ur idicoy belong to us".

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Okay, considering I've referenced the Celiac in fic, like, five times already? I should KNOW that. WTF was I thinking? *cry*

Or I can just, ya know, scream at the scream, "GODDAMNIT, KEITH, I MIX UP BASEBALL AND FOOTBALL, WOULD YOU STOPPIT?!" I've found it very theraputic.

*uses a Casey icon just to BLOW YOUR MIND, lulz*