I'm such a bitch.

[luciazephyr]

Mom's in the living room, sleeping on the couch. See, she's got a cold that's infected her eyes (don't ask. My family the weirdest fucking diseases.) so I patched her up and put bandages on her eyes which she is not allowed to remove.

AKA: She can't see at all.

*guilty look* Yes, I'm surfing while she's blind. I'm evil, but I'm not spinelessly evil. *triumphant looks*

*goes to work on fic before she gets lynched*

~Lucia