You have to read this, guys. Not kidding.

John McCain doesn't know Spain is in Europe and is not Mexico.

This.... This isn't even funny anymore. I'm not laughing. I am terrified of this ticket winning the Presidency.

-Luce

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MY HERO JIM WEBB IS GONNA BE ON RACHEL'S SHOW IN A FEW MINUTES!

Also, Keith was amazing. It was like liberal Christmasnon-denominational winter holiday in news, with the torrent of gaffes.

-Luce

PS: How are my pundits so adorable?

Rachel: And we turn to Spain! Spain? Spain! Who'd have thought we'd be talking about Spain at this point in the campaign, but boy-howdy, we are!

Keith: The pain in Spain falls mainly on McCain. [...] Bush, who appeared suddenly like Brigadoon.

My gal pundit says "boy-howdy" and my guy pundit quotes musicals.

ETA: Heeeee, Paul Begala is a big ol' Rachel fan.

"The one, Rachel Maddow, the Satan sinner goddess sex fiend."

"SARAH PALIN" DISCOVERS RACHEL MADDOW

OMG GUISE. DINA MIGHT HAVE A WEE CRUSH ON HER.

-Luce

ETA: OMG. "Picture Rachel Maddow.... Now picture Jesus. Who makes you feel more tingly? .... Jesus Christ, that's right."

OMG, I MAY DIE.