get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a commah~!

Oh god damn you, Glee, how dare you make me like a Barbra Streisand song.

And Lea Michele, how dare you play such a brilliantly unlikable character and then belt out songs like you do.

And Jane Lynch... keep doing what you're doing. Humina-humina, that zoot suit outfit, man.

-Lucy