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[luciazephyr]

... My birthday was shite.

My PS2 passed away this morning.

I felt sick the entire day.

The game I brought off Amazon was faulty.

I can't get a new PS2 until next week.

I don't want a new one. I want my baby.

In Memory Of
Luce's Playstation 2
2000 - 2005
(That's right, people. FIVE YEARS! It's GONE! *sobs*)

*is in mourning*

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[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

*stands behind the gravemark, with black robes and dark sunglasses, and a large book in his hands.*

And, yea, though I should walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest sunnuva bitch in the valley.

Amen.

*closes book*

Thus concludes this burial of Luce's Playstation 2. I thank you all for joining us in this sorrowful day, and I pray that you... fondly remember the memories you've shared.

Be at peace.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*walks forward* *tosses a rose on the mini-coffin* You will be missed, my love. *choked sob*

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

*walks calmly to her and places his arm on her shoulders.*

There there, my child.... it has gone to a better place, and soon it will spread it's joy to others who need it.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

But what if they abuse it! They'll... They'll put their coffee mugs on her pristine surface tarnish it with coaster rings! *wail!*

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

Be at peace, for the love and care you gave it will protect it from all harm. Besides, Ed (MT) would pwn anyone who violates his employers' products.