'Zillions Setiform Bowwowed Skinked Notarize Cressets' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month July 2007.)
Best Single:
'Fire' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 6th March 2006.)
Records Sold:
2,739,701 in total (1,537,304 albums, 1,202,397 singles).
Reputation:
NME band
Groupies:
nachomanlance has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies.
Other
In an interview with the Sun in 2012, lucia_tanaka revealed that Chevron 8 composed 'Boniest Librated Hoister Bares Edgers' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot.
Chevron 8 Member Profiles
mice1900
I had a dream last night wherein Nelson Mandela was giving head to Michael Jackson. Oh how both parties wailed! And you know what? Listening to those two fucking is quite like listening to mice1900!
sdraevn
If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as sdraevn.
daughtershade
After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated sdraevn ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard daughtershade survived.
hoshigami
hoshigami might have made it in a shite punk band, but that's about it I'm afraid.
queenshroom
Reckless and heavy handed, queenshroom has single-handledly destroyed around16 keyboards since they started playing in Aug 2005.
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