Why am I metaing about a character I have no right to meta about?

[luciazephyr]

So. RE5's ending. watched it again, this time on the Vidya² stream (which is ridiculously addictive, damn you gogodgene).

So Wesker. WEEEESKAH! No, um. WTF Capcom? Okay, my RE history is a little iffy so far since I'm still researching it, but it seems to me you had a really great Big Bad in that scenery chewing flash bastard. And what's more, you gave him a pretty cool motive. Obviously he's Ozymandias turned up to eleven (or at least, I connect them that way in my mind) but his motive to force natural selection and evolution to resume for humanity was pretty interesting to me. Then, in the final fight, he...

I dunno. He goes from "I'm trying to save the world" to "RAWR, I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE, THIS WORLD IS WORTHLESS". Now either Capcom conveniently forgot in the span of twenty minutes the cool little motive they gave Wesker or.... um.... Wesker's throwing a hissyfit. AND IT REALLY COULD GO EITHER WAY. HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE TO THROW FITS. But it bugs me. It sucks that Wesker finally died. I really liked him. :(

He'll be back though. He's gotta have clones of himself stashed somewhere.

Also, I had a totally awesome dream last night. It was a goddamn RE/MGS crossover. And had Wesker being awesome and beating up Chris and Snake at the same time, and I think he captured Hal to make him build something. I'm gonna extrapolate and say it was a cyborg Tyrant. METAL GEAR CHIMERA? OUROUBOROS? SOMETHING. IT WAS COOL THOUGH.

And now I wanna write it. Driving around today, my head has been formulating ideas. :3

-Lucy

Comments

[flamintwilight.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is. :D What do you mean unsuccessfully?

If your brain is this amazing while drunk, I would gladly stalk you. :D

Question: Does Dracula leaves glittery footprints when running from the sun?

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

only one person voted against Wesker

this man was Elton John

an angry and bitter man who held it in well

and Wesker shot him anyway so it doesn't count

Chris becomes Wesker's vice president and official fuckbuddy

Wesker's cabinet includes:

Jon Stewart
Steven Colbert
Will Ferrel
a zombie
another zombie
The Boss
Hideo Kojima
Julius Caesar

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

unsuccessfully (un-sex-sexy-flea): n. 1) didn't happen 2) not gonna happen 3) only gonna happen if snake is topping 4) how much do you wanna bet Ocelot is thinking about singing in the rain w/ snake right now

yay okay. let's add each other. <3

answer: yes then he shrivels up and dies and turns into a pile of glitter and that is why the sky is blue and rainbows exist.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

And so Wesker proceeds to Xanatos Roulette the entirety of America and kills everyone with a new virus named after some stupid mythology thing.

And for some reason people are shocked. he lols at them and says, "you dipshits elected a meglomanic superhuman who considers himself god and you're surprised?"

cause wesker is a god-tier troll

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

you think it's sexy.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

not my kink, so no.



:glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares at you:

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

god_tier_troll should be Wesker's LJ name.

i am gonna steal it before you do.

let's see who gets it 1st.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

.....


FUCK.


:(

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WRONG

[flamintwilight.livejournal.com]

1) It happened in his mind. 2) And he managed violent foreplay! 3) I approve of this. 4) The question is: When isn't Ocelot thinking about singing in the rain with Snake?


YAY I'M LEARNING SCIENCE! BETWEEN THIS AND THE GENETICS I'VE LEARNED FROM LIQUID, I'M SURE TO ACE MY FINAL.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

PRESIDENT WESKER

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE TAKING TWO ROCKET LAUNCHERS TO DA FACE

THE WORLD MUST KNOW

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

1) what if his mind happened in his mind and BB isn't even real and Raiden was the A.I all along and Rose is Cthulhu which is the only real thing since microwave dinners which aren't real either and mindfuck you with their delicious melty taste, then what huh? 2) i don't remember what you're talking about here but it says "violent foreplay" so I agree 3) who doesn't? 4) ASDKLJSLFDNOOOOOOOO NOT THE SONG NOT THE SONG NOT TH

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS

I AIRED IT ON MY YOUTUBE WEBCAM ENTITLED "RE: LOLSURVIVED! + UPDATE ON MY CATS"

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

*BEAVERS, SORRY

BEAVERS NOT CATS, BEAVERS ARE BETTER

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Fox News is gonna smear you for that mistake, sir

oh wait, you killed them all


yaaaaaay


GOD I WANT THAT USERNAME it's so goddamn perfect

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

you know what's funny

my lack-y vocabulary

i don't even know what this username means.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

It's.... a 4chan joke, I admit.

In gaming, especially SSBB, there's a lot of strategy revolving around tiers. Some characters are low-tier (they're weak and for newbies), some are high-tier (able to win handily with some practice). God-tier is the ultimate tier.

And Wesker is a god-tier troll.

:3

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

oh, okay. all I knew was the bento box definition of tier.

GOD_TIER_TROLL sounded sexy so *snatched it* cha-ching.

(btw, almost 2:00 so goodnight)

[flamintwilight.livejournal.com]

1) ..I might have to catch that one in the mission briefing with Otacon.

Okay. So if Ocelot's mind is all in his mind, and everyone else is in his mind too, doesn't that make him god?
(Or just a deranged psychopath with a good imagination, I guess. Or maybe terrifying is a better adjective.)
2+3) :3
4) FOX? FOX? FOO-- damnit now it's on repeat.