Why am I metaing about a character I have no right to meta about?

[luciazephyr]

So. RE5's ending. watched it again, this time on the Vidya² stream (which is ridiculously addictive, damn you gogodgene).

So Wesker. WEEEESKAH! No, um. WTF Capcom? Okay, my RE history is a little iffy so far since I'm still researching it, but it seems to me you had a really great Big Bad in that scenery chewing flash bastard. And what's more, you gave him a pretty cool motive. Obviously he's Ozymandias turned up to eleven (or at least, I connect them that way in my mind) but his motive to force natural selection and evolution to resume for humanity was pretty interesting to me. Then, in the final fight, he...

I dunno. He goes from "I'm trying to save the world" to "RAWR, I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE, THIS WORLD IS WORTHLESS". Now either Capcom conveniently forgot in the span of twenty minutes the cool little motive they gave Wesker or.... um.... Wesker's throwing a hissyfit. AND IT REALLY COULD GO EITHER WAY. HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE TO THROW FITS. But it bugs me. It sucks that Wesker finally died. I really liked him. :(

He'll be back though. He's gotta have clones of himself stashed somewhere.

Also, I had a totally awesome dream last night. It was a goddamn RE/MGS crossover. And had Wesker being awesome and beating up Chris and Snake at the same time, and I think he captured Hal to make him build something. I'm gonna extrapolate and say it was a cyborg Tyrant. METAL GEAR CHIMERA? OUROUBOROS? SOMETHING. IT WAS COOL THOUGH.

And now I wanna write it. Driving around today, my head has been formulating ideas. :3

-Lucy

Comments

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

can I be wesker then?

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

only if i get to be dracula

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

your brain is chris then

lololol i guess you could say DRACULA HAS CHRIS ON HIS MIND, AMIRITE

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

or

vice versa:

CHRIS HAS HIS MIND ON DRACULA AND WESKER HAS HIS THING IN DRACULA WHICH IS SUBSEQUENTLY IN CHRIS IN DRACULA IN WESKER IN THE UPCOMING GAME RESIDENT EVIL 5 AND TWO THIRDS

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

wait

no

i think that's wrong

let's go with what you said and use it to fight the war in Iraqafghanistanalquedabinladen

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I think if we set Wesker loose there, the war would be over in a hour

but sure, lets send the whole team so Wesker has some people to fuck around with in between asskicking

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

you are so brilliant

you know that

cause you are

at the end, Wesker kills the Fox News team just by sitting in a port-a-potty and reading the New York Times.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

the final boss is the ghost of geraldo rivera. he tries to bug wesker into giving him an interview. so wesker shoots him in the head and is named president after an unanimous vote.

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

only one person voted against Wesker

this man was Elton John

an angry and bitter man who held it in well

and Wesker shot him anyway so it doesn't count

Chris becomes Wesker's vice president and official fuckbuddy

Wesker's cabinet includes:

Jon Stewart
Steven Colbert
Will Ferrel
a zombie
another zombie
The Boss
Hideo Kojima
Julius Caesar

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

And so Wesker proceeds to Xanatos Roulette the entirety of America and kills everyone with a new virus named after some stupid mythology thing.

And for some reason people are shocked. he lols at them and says, "you dipshits elected a meglomanic superhuman who considers himself god and you're surprised?"

cause wesker is a god-tier troll

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

god_tier_troll should be Wesker's LJ name.

i am gonna steal it before you do.

let's see who gets it 1st.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

.....


FUCK.


:(

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WRONG

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

PRESIDENT WESKER

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE TAKING TWO ROCKET LAUNCHERS TO DA FACE

THE WORLD MUST KNOW

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS

I AIRED IT ON MY YOUTUBE WEBCAM ENTITLED "RE: LOLSURVIVED! + UPDATE ON MY CATS"

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

*BEAVERS, SORRY

BEAVERS NOT CATS, BEAVERS ARE BETTER

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Fox News is gonna smear you for that mistake, sir

oh wait, you killed them all


yaaaaaay


GOD I WANT THAT USERNAME it's so goddamn perfect

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

you know what's funny

my lack-y vocabulary

i don't even know what this username means.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

It's.... a 4chan joke, I admit.

In gaming, especially SSBB, there's a lot of strategy revolving around tiers. Some characters are low-tier (they're weak and for newbies), some are high-tier (able to win handily with some practice). God-tier is the ultimate tier.

And Wesker is a god-tier troll.

:3

[god-tier-troll.livejournal.com]

oh, okay. all I knew was the bento box definition of tier.

GOD_TIER_TROLL sounded sexy so *snatched it* cha-ching.

(btw, almost 2:00 so goodnight)

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

P.S. i said that because your icon looks like Wesker sitting in a port-a-potty

solemn and concentrating

look, look, look.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

goddamn you you ruined my only wesker icon for me

I'll never unsee that

[dontdiefox.livejournal.com]

you think it's sexy.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

not my kink, so no.



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