luciazephyr | (no subject)

I just lost a bet to Harry Dresden on Twitter.

:laughs, shaking head:

For the curious, Harry Dresden, in his narration from Storm Front to Changes, says the word "fuck" or a permutation thereof, 7 times. He says it aloud 19 times. Altogether, 26 times.

Also, he is a massive asshole and we are no longer friends.

Oh fine, here's some context for you:

@HarriedWizard: Sells was all kinds of stupid in the dumb fuck department.
@LucyZephyr: I can't believe you just said fuck. Huh.
@HarriedWizard: Uh. You've read my case files, right? I like colorful epithets. A lot.
@LucyZephyr: Yes, but the amount of times you say "fuck" I could count on my hands.
@HarriedWizard: You're forgiving. And Sells was a dumb, dumb, dumb bastard.
@LucyZephyr: I have your case files on PDF. I am going to do a word hunt. I'm estimating less than 15. Bet me, come on, Harry.
@HarriedWizard: If you can count to 15 on your hands, you're related to Anne Boleyn.
@LucyZephyr: Fine, we'll go exact words. Ten or less, come on. :breaks out PDFs:
@LucyZephyr: CAVEAT: Said by you, out loud or in your narration. Fair?
@HarriedWizard: Any version of the word. Yeah. Now can I go enjoy the 70s before they become the 50s?
@LucyZephyr: Go for it. I'll get back to you. :counting now:
@LucyZephyr: :still counting: I hate you, Harry. We're no longer friends.
@LucyZephyr: Hate you. So much.

I kid, of course. I've been poking him with sticks for ages. We've been tweeting to and fro for... weeks now, I guess. It's fun.

Considering how much shit I give him on a daily basis.... :facepalm: Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll forget?