luciazephyr | (no subject)

I know! Ouch, Keith, that was way harsh. At least O'Reilly was Worst, but still. :-( ~~(Though Anderson on Telemundo would be kind of funny ;-))~~

I'm already writing a PRT fix-up for it.

*slaps Keith again for good measure*

HAHA WHAT HAPPENED

~~WHATEVER IT WAS I BET HE DID IT BECAUSE STEPHEN WAS GETTING JEALOUS AND KEITH HAD TO SHUT HIM UP~~

~~OMG, STEPHEN WANTS TO DO ANDERSON, WHY WOULD HE BE JEALOUS?~~

~~STEPHEN'S LOVE IS ONLY FOR KEEEEIIITHHHHHHH~~

~~Well, yes, but who doesn't wanna do Andy?~~

~~Me D: AND STEPHEN WHO IS JEALOUS BECAUSE KEITH IS SO INFATUATED~~

~~Stephen's love is for allllllllll. Especially Andy.~~

~~... but especially especially Keith D:~~

~~I don't know who came up with Stephen Is The Pundit Bike, but I love it.~~

~~Anderson is really the original Pundit Bike, but Stephen stole the mantle from him sometime last year.~~

WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT MY ANDERSON?!

*readies war-paint for RAMPAGE*

(Why don't I have any pundit - or, really, any fandom at all - GRRRR icons?)

He insulted him and made him the Silver Medal Worst Person. Really ripped him apart. ~~Though most of what he was was true.~~

(Go get some? *offers own?*)

Keith, you bastard. He's still sore about Anderson leaving him tied up to the bed on Monday for over two hours while Andy went off to do his show. He's an old man and his back hurt when Andy finally deemed to come home and eventually untie him. *cough*

Or, you know, he's desperate from some attention and this works better than hair-pulling, especially since he likes Anderson and he wants him to be better than that.

Anyway, PRT fix-it needed asap, yes? Nobody messes with Anderson, not on Stephen's watch. Because Anderson is Stephen's favourite, and messing with Anderson is like kicking a puppy and Not Cool.

Why isn't it tomorrow morning already? *stares at msnbc.com for clips*

(Though I totally love those icons and use two of them on a daily basis, none of them quite fit the GRRRR I want.)

~~I read that ficlet. You dirty fangirls.~~

I love it that Keith pulled this while Andy was out of town. And for a fix-up, all I can think of is Keith showing up the the PRT and Stephen standing, staring Keith down, "I just got off the phone with Anderson. He's still in NOLA. He asked me to send a message to you."

"And what's that?"

And Stephen tosses his drink in Keith's face before walking out the door. Keith doesn't move, lets the lukewarm coffee drip off his glasses. Jon's slouching in the booth and shakes his head, "You're a fucking bastard."

"Tell me I said anything incorrect."

Jon stands and looks noncomittal about the whole thing. "He's not an anchor. He's a reporter. But they won't let him be a reporter."

Keith sighs and nods. "I handled that badly."

"No shit." Jon tugs on his coat. "Anderson deserves better than you." Keith's face fell and something tightened in his throat. "But he loves you anyway."

Keith stared off past Jon's shoulder. "Not anymore."

Jon punched Keith's arm. "He'll forgive you." Jon patted the arm he'd punched and made to leave. "If you swallow your pride and ask for it."

*cough*

It's completely bastard-licious of Keith to do it while Andy's out of town, especially since he won't be in town next week either, right? So if Andy tries to defend himself, he won't be able to do it until a week from now and that will just make him seem childish and petty.

"I just got off the phone with Anderson. He's still in NOLA. He asked me to send a message to you."

"And what's that?"

And Stephen tosses his drink in Keith's face before walking out the door.

SO MUCH LOVE. Oh, Stephen. And oh Jon, too, even if he's a little less showy about his Anderson-protecting.

No oh for Keith, even if he is sorry. *slaps him around a bit*

(I think there should be a challenge of PTR fix-its for this! 'cause, man.)

In other news, Andy was just totally snarking on Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband. HEE.

Aw. AW.

*rubs forehead*

Seriously, though, PRT. I bench you for a game, I get sick, and then I leave you alone for, no lie, AN HOUR, and you break everything.

Since Keith just totally effin jossed me, do I have to finish the fic? *smirky*

I KNOW! WTF, why is Keith being such a whiny bitch. He was doing SO WELL with Bill-O, then he goes berserk on Andy. omg, wot?

*pops up*

YES YOU DO! YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF IT

*crawls back onto the couch to either watch something or fall asleep*

*looks up again*

*cough pitifully*

*sneezes*

Pls luce, make me feel better ~~with porn~~ with pretty K/A fic.

*clears throat and winces painfully*

*sniffles*

*blows nose*

*sighs and coughs in the middle of it*

...

*opens .rtf file, starts typing* I promise you a kiss between the two by the next time you get it. How long you up for?

Just finished n3. going to bed now. fic for tomorrow for when I wake up pls?

THANK YOU! ILU

They are kissing, so yes.

*clings to this a lot*

There needs to be lots of PRT fic to make this better.

Although I do love Stephen as the Injured-Lover-By-Proxy. And Anderson's Knight-In-Shining-Armour.

*flail*

*wibble*

*meep!*

Ah, boys and their petty lovers' quarrels. Doncha just love the pundit drama?

I may or may not have yelled at the TV. I certainly whimpered and flailed a lot. ~~*clings stubbornly to the K/A punditship*~~

Okay, from what I've been able to glean from the comments on this post, Keith made Anderson the silver-medal Worst Person in the World for something that apparently Anderson actually *did* say, but Anderson is still an adorable silver-fox puppy that not even Keith gets to kick. And so Stephen and Jon are being huffy all over Keith, and Keith is sorry, and he's quietly angsting while Anderson is still out of town, and dear GOD, I've missed PRT fic.

I love the concept so. *hugs random pundit plushies*

Is there anybody good with making icons who can make an animated one of all the guys, and a round table of some sort? Pundits of the Round Table, perhaps?