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luciazephyr) wrote2007-02-24 08:14 pm
luciazephyr) wrote2007-02-24 08:14 pm
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Personally? M: KO, S: AC, C: JS, if I had to choose.
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polaris_starz asked me what would happen if the PRT boys played Marry-Shag-Cliff* with each other.Keith:
Marry Andy ("Vanderbilt. Family's loaded.")
Shag Stephen ("If I can't sleep with Anderson, I might as well have the second prettiest.")
Cliff Jon ("Then I'll take your job.")
Anderson:
Cliff Keith ("S'what you deserve for being such a jerk to me.")
Marry Jon ("In the long run, I think you'd irritate me less.")
Shag Stephen ("Process of elimination. Sorry for wrecking your marriage, Steve.")
Jon:
Cliff Keith ("I'm with Andy. That and I like my job and you scare me. Not that you're funny enough for my job.")
Marry Andy ("I'm with Keith on this one. And I already worry over you like a doe-eyed girlfriend.")
Shag Stephen ("But, boy, would that be weird. And vaguely incestuous.")
Stephen:
Cliff Andy ("Because someone has to do it.")
Marry Keith ("So I don't have to have sex with you. That's scary, man. You have a black widower vibe to you.")
Shag Jon ("Okay, that is weird. Can I change my answers?")
Hey, only Stephen didn't get the cliff. *amused*
-Luce
* Just realized that some poor sap might not know of this game. You name three people and the other person has to choose who'd they'd marry (no sexing in conventional rules), who'd they'd shag (one night stand), and who'd they'd throw off a cliff. For example, a real one:
Lucy: Mum, Marry-Shag-Cliff for Dick Cheney, George W, and Karl Rove.
Mum: *driving* Hm... Marry Bush. I'd torture him for the rest of his life for what he's done, drive him slowly but throughly mad. Cliff Rove- he'll enjoy Hell, run a campaign against Satan.
Lucy: *realizes who's left* Oh, ew, Mum!
Mum: No, see, if I 'shag' him- you are not British, stop it. If I sex him, his heart may give out and he'll die and then we'll be free to impeach the other dickhead!
Lucy: *fears Mum*
And so on.
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Cliff Keith ("S'what you deserve for being such a jerk to me.") Awww, ouch. Keith is never going to hear the end of that one, ever.
Stephen's is incredibly cute and awkward.
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Oh yeah, Keith will get crap for that until he dies. Or publically announces his man-crush on Anderson Cooper on primetime air. Whichever comes first.
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I can so see Stephen and Jon prodding him to do that on April Fool's Day.
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XD I LOVE IT.
Ahem.
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*slightly creeped out*
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;P
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I hate to say it, but marry Stephen, shag Keith, and... this hurts me more than it does you, Jon... Well, maybe not quite as much...
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No contest. AC and SC are interchangable to me. Both very pretty.
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OK, marry Keith (massive amounts of double entendres will have to suffice), boff Stephen, and Jon, you're still out of luck.
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Keith would marry Jon cause he's the only one smart enough to keep up with him. And I doubt he's that much in awe of Andy's fortune.
But he would absolutely shag Stephen.
(I'd also marry Jon. I'd shag Keith and cliff Stephen. I love KO to bits, but he's far too much like my ex-husband for me to ever marry him.)
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Everyone shagged Stephen. WTF.
(I'd marry Keith. I'd regret it later, but whateva.)
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Your mother, otoh, is evil and I fear her.
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Lucy: Just not to me.
Mum: Yeah, well, you're a whiny bitch.
*grins*
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Shag Stephen. (Who wouldn't? I'd have said marry, but it'd kill me to have him right there every day and not touch him.)
Marry Keith. (The snark would brighten my days.)
Cliff Jon. (He'd grab a branch halfway down and do a final comedy routine as he hung there.)
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