You are way too smart to do hornrims, baby.

[luciazephyr]

Keith Theodore Olbermann, TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF.


NOW.

-Luce

ETA: I cannot even look at him. Seriously, thank god Scrunchy got me into the radio show because I'm pretending its like that today.

And worse part? He's covering the Karl Rove connection to the Department of Justice firings and he's rocking like a really awesome rocking thing.

Thank god his voice is still the sexiest on television.

ETA2: OMG, TOP NEWSMAKERS: New York Times crossword today had "Down, Countdown host, Olbermann. Five letters." Keith pauses. "But egotist has seven letters!"

Oh, baby. At least you're funny tonight.

Also? "E-G-O-T-I-S-T", KO. It's seven letters. Nevermind.

Comments

ANNOUNCEMENT

[sparkofmyteens.livejournal.com]

Every time it occurs to me that his middle name is Theodore I go AWWWWWWWWWW a little bit because that is seriously the cutest name ever. KEITH THEODORE OLBERMANN.

Lol.

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I totally agree, but, god, his new glasses SUCK. Like a five-dollar whore.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

It hurts me to LOOK AT HIM. Seriously. I'm actually looking at the laptop while I write this and not relying on my mad touch-typing skillz.

Keith. Baby. Angel. TAKE OFF THE GLASSES. This is not a prelude to sex. Just TAKE THEM OFF.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

SAME HERE! You took the words right of my mouth!

... Though, ya know... I wouldn't turn down the sex. >.>

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

If he insisted on wearing these glasses, I *might* have to turn down sex.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I'd take them off him and throw them across the room. And hope they break.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

Trust you to come up with a workable solution!

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, extremely funny Oddball Helen Thomas joke, and I still can't look at him.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*points to ETA on post* I like the NYT crossword joke.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

It's a great show all round, and YET the perfection is MARRED.

[shadowhuntress.livejournal.com]

Totally agree. Those frames are far too heavy for his face and awfully distracting. We can barely see his eyes! :-(

[ahab99.livejournal.com]

Wait....he said seven, didn't he?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Mum and I heard six.

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

I just rewound the DVR - he said seven.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*PWN'ED*

[ahab99.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was just coming back to say the same thing - I checked after reading your post, and it was definitely seven. So the glasses haven't scrambled his brains quite as much as I feared! ;)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

No, just mine. *cries* I hate the glasses, I hate them.

[chi1013.livejournal.com]

Keith was wearing bad glasses? How's that possible? Someone write to him and tell him we need better glasses. Luce, should I record tonight's? anything good?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

RECORD IT. You must seen this.

And the Rove thing is a total fuck-up. Very damning for Rove.

[sparkofmyteens.livejournal.com]

I bet he was aiming for "egoist," which is both a: correct and b: six letters.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*PWN'ED*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

No, not PWN'ED! Lunaris checked her DV-R!

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Reason he needed new, ugly glasses? Andy punched him and broke his old glasses.

I'm tellin' ya.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Before I took my nap, I had the Andy-hits-Keith thoughts again.

Anderson: *walks into cafe, hands Stephen his coat*
Keith: *stands* Anderson, listen-
Anderson: *slaps Keith hard enough to knock his glasses off his face; Keith reels and only stays upright with one hand on the table* You can make as many of those jokes when it the four of us as you like. I don't care. But when you're attacking me on-air, you keep it about my integrity as a journalist. You do not lower yourself to Michael Musto's level, you son of a bitch. *takes his coat back from Stephen, turns and leaves*
Stephen: *looks between the two, then jumps up and chases after Anderson*
Keith: *stands stock still for a moment, palm against his now-reddened cheek; quietly sits down and puts his face in his hand*
Jon: *quietly adding sugar to his coffee* Want me to find your glasses?
Keith: *nods once, softly:* Yes, please.

*sips tea, sad*

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

AWWW.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

I love Stephen being his second to a ridiculous extent.

And, also, Keith getting slapped around. 'cause. you know. i'm pro-violence sometimes. (also I'm thinking about a thing in the dinosaur comics today. which is scarily appropriate.)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The pretty ones bond. And it think a lot of it comes from Andy's interview of tCR. 'Cause Keith + Stephen = funny but tension. Andy + Stephen = OMGCUTE and ANCHORING TIPS! and such.

I'm proviolence when it comes to slapping people around. Especially when the person in question really deserves it.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

... Horn-rims?

*eyes her Keith plushie, who wiggles the new horn-rims and somehow looks pleased at this change*

Keeeeeeeeeeeeith?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I love him. You know I love him. But those glasses are hideous.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

Pssst, I think it was the LA Times crossword puzzles, not the NY Times. Just fyi.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[garageinc74.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who doesn't think the glasses are that bad? Probably... Also, I read all these threads before even watching the show so I was expecting some sort of Dame Edna atrocity to be hanging off KO's nose or something...

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

I'm watching the video from last night's show. The frames are so dark, I can't even see their shape. No me gusta.