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[luciazephyr]

I saw amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:

Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.

-Luce

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[chi1013.livejournal.com]

5 Reasons why Keith had crappy glasses. GO

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

That was a quick fix-it fic, as you undoubtably remember. I'll summarize.

1. Anderson punches Keith in the face over That Comment he made with Micheal Musto. Old silver wire-rims break.

2. Keith breaks out his older pair of glasses from before the silver wirerims. He goes over to Anderson's to try an apologize. Molly, Anderson's dog, tackles him and send the glasses flying. Keith leaves before seeing Andy.

3. Keith attempts old contacts, but they are the hard plastic type and he steps on one.

4. Keith goes to studio without glasses in an attempt to go sans vision correction. After walking into a large object three times in as many minutes, Keith breaks a lamp in frustration.

5. A nice intern loans Keith her glasses. Unfortunately, Keith's face does not work with hornrims.

The end!