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amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:
Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.
Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.
-Luce
amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.
Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.
-Luce
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 09:34 pm (UTC)1. Anderson punches Keith in the face over That Comment he made with Micheal Musto. Old silver wire-rims break.
2. Keith breaks out his older pair of glasses from before the silver wirerims. He goes over to Anderson's to try an apologize. Molly, Anderson's dog, tackles him and send the glasses flying. Keith leaves before seeing Andy.
3. Keith attempts old contacts, but they are the hard plastic type and he steps on one.
4. Keith goes to studio without glasses in an attempt to go sans vision correction. After walking into a large object three times in as many minutes, Keith breaks a lamp in frustration.
5. A nice intern loans Keith her glasses. Unfortunately, Keith's face does not work with hornrims.
The end!
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 09:44 pm (UTC)SGA-1 visits a world mysteriously only inhabited by men. They are a lavish, advanced people, the MenWorld dudes, and Atlantis begins trade negotiations. When Teyla is kidnapped though, Rodney must go way way way under cover as his old alterego, Meredith, to sneak into the MenWorld sekrit harems and look for Teyla before she's lost forever. Jeannie makes a expository guest appearance so the team gets the lowdown on Rodney's college days at the drag club near MIT.
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(any fandom, yo. clearly.)
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:48 pm (UTC)A truly heartwarming tale of young 13 year old Dean Winchester on the road with Papa as he is taught the basics of hunting the supernatural. Exciting lessons include "why Papa needs to fight the succubus by himself", "why Santa Claus is really a spirit of trickery and greed", and "why Papa's gun is named Delilah". Guest starring Sammy the whiny baby and Truckzilla!
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:51 pm (UTC)AWW! KID!DEAN! (who is secretly my favourite kind of Dean.) *claps*
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:54 pm (UTC)But there is zero funny, happy kid!Dean fic. I would so remedy it, even though the boys obviously had a crap childhood.
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Date: 2007-03-20 10:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 10:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 10:46 pm (UTC)5 Ways That the Pundit Round Table Came Together in the First Place?
... that's a ridiculous title. Le sigh.
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Date: 2007-03-21 01:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 01:54 am (UTC)Um, "Back and Forth"?
PRT, pls?
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Date: 2007-03-21 10:05 pm (UTC)April first dawns in the Cooper townhouse with Anderson awakening with a sleepy yawn and a stretch. He shuffles to his closet to prepare for the day. He's snaps to full awareness when inside his closet, all his white shirts are pink. Hanging from the light cord is a keychain with a smiley face on it. Anderson sighs and curses Stephen's name.
Keith's working with Dan on April second, the official April Fools Day show, when someone calls in and starts propositioning Keith. In French. As soon as Keith figures it out, he cuts the call and refuses to tell Dan wot the eff that was. Keith makes note to punch Stephen.
Jon is at home on the third when someone knocks at his door. It is UPS and they have a delivery for him. Inside the shipped box is a canister tied with a bow. Jon makes to open it, but the canister is pressure sealed and as soon as he does, it explodes into a huge puff of sparkly purple dust that sticks to everything and smells like lavender. Jon sneezes.
And then at the next dinner meeting at Anderson's house, the boys lock Stephen into the guest bathroom while they eat pizza and watch MST3K DVDs Keith brought.
Or something.
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Date: 2007-03-22 02:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 11:09 am (UTC)Where'd you get the icon?
(I love it so much it!)
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Date: 2007-03-21 03:46 pm (UTC)She also wrote the Chibert Comic, "Fight, Colbert! For Everlasting Peace!", which can be found right here (http://karose.livejournal.com/747124.html). Be careful, it's 560K of picture-pages, but still a damn good read.
:D
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Date: 2007-03-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 01:47 am (UTC)The barely-veiled hostility snaps into a full-blown war between the major networks. FNC runs an advert openly critizing Wolf and Larry while Hannity and Colmes have Tony Snow and Rush Limbaugh on to discuss MSNBC's liberal bias. The already high tensions skyrocket in the aftermath.
MSNBC begins firing back and to Keith (and Joe), it's MonicaGate all over again, covering the same thing every night. Keith used to enjoy the skewering, but now that its a requirement, it becomes nasty and he depises it.
On the CNN front, anchors and coorespondants are told in no certain terms that fratnerizing with any newsman that is not approved by CNN will be punished. Anderson is more than a little annoyed, having had so much of his life regulated by the TPTB that this is pushing his buttons in all the wrong ways.
But just when all seems lost, that the PRT is done for, Stephen and Jon have their solution. Jon devotes a chunk of his show to unraveling the stupidity of the cable news war and bitchslaps people left and right.
Stephen, on the other hand, books Keith and Andy on his show on the same night by simply not telling either network that night's full program. No promos are released, but Andy and Keith do an entire interview (two segments, starting right after the first commerical until the end) and the trio lampoon the wars and make a mockery of them.
Fic ends with Keith and Anderson at an outdoor cafe, drinking expensive coffee drinks and laughing as Stephen and Jon rehearse tosses. Life is good.
And Hannity gets hit by a bus.
The End!
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Date: 2007-03-21 01:54 am (UTC)*wipes eyes*
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Date: 2007-03-21 01:57 am (UTC)HELL YES.
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Date: 2007-03-21 01:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 03:39 pm (UTC)*stares*
*rereads*
Ilu.
*cuddles PRT plushies*
Ilu so much.
I rather like the idea of a double interview.
What would've been funnier is if Andy and Keith were on TDS, and they were Daily Show Correspondents for the newsmedia war. Incredibly funny, in their own way. :D:D:D
AND YAY HANNITY GETTING HIT BY A BUS.
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Date: 2007-03-20 11:06 pm (UTC)I refuse to request Psyche Shawn/Lassiter until I've seen the show, dammit.(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 01:55 am (UTC)It all begins when the PRT is discussing homosexuality over dinner at Stephen's house after Evie and the kids have gone to bed. Stephen, who's done much research on the subject (re: he's always gay in his acting. ALWAYS), says, "In theory, there is no such thing as gay or straight. There is only bisexual and the circumstances dictate what way a person will swing at the given moment."
Keith, red-blooded, sports-loving male, disagrees. Anderson rolls his eyes and says "All women enjoy a good kiss and all men enjoy getting off. With who or what, it doesn't matter."
Keith scoffs, and Anderson hands Jon his glass of wine (good red stuff that Stephen had saved for them), and grabs Keith by the hair and frenches him right in the middle of the kitchen. Jon and Stephen cheers.
Rest of the fic is a long, drawn-out hetero freak-out of Keith's until Keith shows up at Andy's door and kisses him in a very belated reply. Andy just smirks and says, "told ya so". And end!
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Date: 2007-03-21 04:06 am (UTC)(I only said S because there was an S in the smalltext! Not that I am complaining because it rocked.)
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Date: 2007-03-21 04:09 am (UTC)(OH! Um, my Freudian Slip, apparently. And I always remember Cosmic saying that all PRT fic has K/A subtext.)
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Date: 2007-03-21 12:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 02:00 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2007-03-21 05:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 01:22 pm (UTC)Excuse me. I am ded now.
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Date: 2007-03-21 11:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-21 11:03 pm (UTC)