we can raise cities or raze them, it whispers

• Ideal vechicle for getaway is a bicycle. Not a motorcycle. Everything else can get stuck in the destruction that will litter the road. And, if the terrain gets rough, you can bring it with you.



• At the first signs of zombies, run water. Fill all your sinks and tubs with water. You're gonna need it if you're waiting it out.



• Zombies don't need to breathe. They can stay under water until their bodies decay, so be careful.



• DEAD PEOPLE WILL NOT BECOME ZOMBIES. Once a body is decomposed, that's it. So, really, graveyards aren't the hell holes some movies portray.



• Stay away from hospitals. There's a good chance the outbreak started there. The best places to go for a home base: Military bases and prisons (the kind with the old-fashioned concrete walls).



• Unless you can make a headshot, the only way to kill a zombie, that gun isn't gonna be much use.

Why yes, I have read the Zombie Survival Guide.

Explanation here.

-Luce

PS: The Pirate AU flakygoddess and I are so not writing has reached +13K words. The shit is this?