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[luciazephyr]

I saw amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:

Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.

-Luce

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[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

"In Theory" for PRT RPS.

I refuse to request Psyche Shawn/Lassiter until I've seen the show, dammit.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Ah, the all important "S" in "RPS". New ballgame, that.

It all begins when the PRT is discussing homosexuality over dinner at Stephen's house after Evie and the kids have gone to bed. Stephen, who's done much research on the subject (re: he's always gay in his acting. ALWAYS), says, "In theory, there is no such thing as gay or straight. There is only bisexual and the circumstances dictate what way a person will swing at the given moment."

Keith, red-blooded, sports-loving male, disagrees. Anderson rolls his eyes and says "All women enjoy a good kiss and all men enjoy getting off. With who or what, it doesn't matter."

Keith scoffs, and Anderson hands Jon his glass of wine (good red stuff that Stephen had saved for them), and grabs Keith by the hair and frenches him right in the middle of the kitchen. Jon and Stephen cheers.

Rest of the fic is a long, drawn-out hetero freak-out of Keith's until Keith shows up at Andy's door and kisses him in a very belated reply. Andy just smirks and says, "told ya so". And end!

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

That is SO AWESOME. I cannot even begin to describe the awesomeness.

(I only said S because there was an S in the smalltext! Not that I am complaining because it rocked.)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly! *bows*

(OH! Um, my Freudian Slip, apparently. And I always remember Cosmic saying that all PRT fic has K/A subtext.)