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[luciazephyr]

I saw amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:

Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.

-Luce

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[cosmic.livejournal.com]

The Exciting Adventures of Captain Idiot and his Loyal Squire Sweetpants.

(any fandom, yo. clearly.)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

You're on the good crack, obviously.

A truly heartwarming tale of young 13 year old Dean Winchester on the road with Papa as he is taught the basics of hunting the supernatural. Exciting lessons include "why Papa needs to fight the succubus by himself", "why Santa Claus is really a spirit of trickery and greed", and "why Papa's gun is named Delilah". Guest starring Sammy the whiny baby and Truckzilla!

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

I'm always on the good crack, sweetie. It's what I do.

AWW! KID!DEAN! (who is secretly my favourite kind of Dean.) *claps*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Out of curiousity, what fandom were you thinking of when you wrote that title?

But there is zero funny, happy kid!Dean fic. I would so remedy it, even though the boys obviously had a crap childhood.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

I thought it fit almost any fandom, but I was thinking mostly of Psych, but really? I had passing thoughts of Firefly, SGA, SPN and PRT.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I gotta say, if it were Psych, it'd be the secret diary of Burton Guster, how he is loyal and clever and fashionable while Shawn is wacky and dumb. Like the old "Very Secret Diary" stories.