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[luciazephyr]

I saw amireal do this a long time ago and sparkofmyteens just revived it, so:

Fics That Never Happened Meme
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Give me a fandom too, plz? I've done Psych, Numb3rs (yuck), PRT RPS and have seen SGA, SPN, Sorkinverse, Firefly, dS, and a bunch of others.

-Luce

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[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Combat Journalism

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

(Have you done this meme yet? *pokepoke*)

The barely-veiled hostility snaps into a full-blown war between the major networks. FNC runs an advert openly critizing Wolf and Larry while Hannity and Colmes have Tony Snow and Rush Limbaugh on to discuss MSNBC's liberal bias. The already high tensions skyrocket in the aftermath.

MSNBC begins firing back and to Keith (and Joe), it's MonicaGate all over again, covering the same thing every night. Keith used to enjoy the skewering, but now that its a requirement, it becomes nasty and he depises it.

On the CNN front, anchors and coorespondants are told in no certain terms that fratnerizing with any newsman that is not approved by CNN will be punished. Anderson is more than a little annoyed, having had so much of his life regulated by the TPTB that this is pushing his buttons in all the wrong ways.

But just when all seems lost, that the PRT is done for, Stephen and Jon have their solution. Jon devotes a chunk of his show to unraveling the stupidity of the cable news war and bitchslaps people left and right.

Stephen, on the other hand, books Keith and Andy on his show on the same night by simply not telling either network that night's full program. No promos are released, but Andy and Keith do an entire interview (two segments, starting right after the first commerical until the end) and the trio lampoon the wars and make a mockery of them.

Fic ends with Keith and Anderson at an outdoor cafe, drinking expensive coffee drinks and laughing as Stephen and Jon rehearse tosses. Life is good.

And Hannity gets hit by a bus.

The End!

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite story ever. In my life.

*wipes eyes*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*flattered* It was a great title... It was that or Anderson-centric angst, but I wanted Stephen in on the action in particular. So... It good? Yay!

HELL YES.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Yes, Hulk. It very good.

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

*reads*

*stares*

*rereads*

Ilu.

*cuddles PRT plushies*

Ilu so much.

I rather like the idea of a double interview.

What would've been funnier is if Andy and Keith were on TDS, and they were Daily Show Correspondents for the newsmedia war. Incredibly funny, in their own way. :D:D:D

AND YAY HANNITY GETTING HIT BY A BUS.