Countdown in five small bulletpoints infused with awesome.

[luciazephyr]

Okay. Countdown.

1. Keith's new glasses are sexy. So is Keith's quiet contempt for Gonzales: "You wanna try that again, Mr. Secretary?"


2. Keith totally calling DeLay on Godwin's Law. YES.


3. SPECIAL COMMENT! "Stop right there", oh fuck me, *fans self* GO BABY! "Okay. Where do we start here?" Citing Huffington Post! Bitchingslapping via "The Google"! God, I LOVE YOU, KEITH. LIEK, A LOT!


4. That was the coolest Oddball story yet. OH AND KEITH IS BLACKMAILING, HA HA! 666 days until Bush is gone!


5. Woe, dead soldier guy Tillman makes me very sad. T.T


6. "The final nominees in those blasted 'Keithie' awards." EYE ROLLING! HEART! "The first... the last annual 'Keithies'."


7. I despise celeb news. So, Keith's Keeping Tabs makes me gleeful.


8. Rush Limbaugh! HOMOPHOBIC ARMY RECRUITER, SONOVABITCH. And Rudy Guliani. Keith finally heard about the 9/11 human remains in NYC potholes thing. Some of you may recall his most famous Special Comment was from the WTC site, tearing the President a new one. So, yes, he's got his quiet rage on.


9. CATCHY AND SUCCINCT! PORN! BIG SMILE! OH GOD, HE'S CHEERFUL. And was that... AN OBSCURE 1984 REFERENCE! And Bill-O reading the "Jack Mehoffer" letter!


10. JOE SCARBOROUGH!

Okay, so. Yes. I am in love all over again.

-Luce

Comments

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

PANDA PORN.

Nothing more need be said.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

As the show was starting, I prayed, "Dear Jebus, please, not the big ugly glasses!"

And lo, my prayer was answered. Yea verily.

Keith always gets his extra handsome on when he does a Special Comment, 'cuz he knows it'll get passed around on the Internets.

There were many many good silly faces while he introduced the Keithie nominees.

Dammit, he's too cute. And he knows it.

[introductory.livejournal.com]

scrunchy linked to the Cornell alumni cover and oooooh boy is he pretty. (Now I know who that guy in your default icon was!)

My boyfriend loves Rush Limbaugh more than he loves me. :(

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

*desperately relies on veoh.com to see this*