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Okay. Countdown.
  1. Keith's new glasses are sexy. So is Keith's quiet contempt for Gonzales: "You wanna try that again, Mr. Secretary?"

  2. Keith totally calling DeLay on Godwin's Law. YES.

  3. SPECIAL COMMENT! "Stop right there", oh fuck me, *fans self* GO BABY! "Okay. Where do we start here?" Citing Huffington Post! Bitchingslapping via "The Google"! God, I LOVE YOU, KEITH. LIEK, A LOT!

  4. That was the coolest Oddball story yet. OH AND KEITH IS BLACKMAILING, HA HA! 666 days until Bush is gone!

  5. Woe, dead soldier guy Tillman makes me very sad. T.T

  6. "The final nominees in those blasted 'Keithie' awards." EYE ROLLING! HEART! "The first... the last annual 'Keithies'."

  7. I despise celeb news. So, Keith's Keeping Tabs makes me gleeful.

  8. Rush Limbaugh! HOMOPHOBIC ARMY RECRUITER, SONOVABITCH. And Rudy Guliani. Keith finally heard about the 9/11 human remains in NYC potholes thing. Some of you may recall his most famous Special Comment was from the WTC site, tearing the President a new one. So, yes, he's got his quiet rage on.

  9. CATCHY AND SUCCINCT! PORN! BIG SMILE! OH GOD, HE'S CHEERFUL. And was that... AN OBSCURE 1984 REFERENCE! And Bill-O reading the "Jack Mehoffer" letter!

  10. JOE SCARBOROUGH!

Okay, so. Yes. I am in love all over again.

-Luce

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Date: 2007-03-27 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com
PANDA PORN.

Nothing more need be said.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
*covers ears* LALALALALALA, CAN'T HEAR YOU.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com
IF YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE ANDERCAT MACRO I SAW SOMEWHERES.

*dangles link to macro tauntingly*

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
HA HA, ALREADY SAW IT, SO I CAN STILL HIDE FROM THE PANDA BEAR PORN. *keeps ears covered*

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com
... you did? *sadface*

My God, that was an adorable Anderkitty.

Yis it r.

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Date: 2007-03-27 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com
As the show was starting, I prayed, "Dear Jebus, please, not the big ugly glasses!"

And lo, my prayer was answered. Yea verily.

Keith always gets his extra handsome on when he does a Special Comment, 'cuz he knows it'll get passed around on the Internets.

There were many many good silly faces while he introduced the Keithie nominees.

Dammit, he's too cute. And he knows it.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 02:18 am (UTC)
ext_129022: (meep)
From: [identity profile] introductory.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] scrunchy linked to the Cornell alumni cover and oooooh boy is he pretty. (Now I know who that guy in your default icon was!)

My boyfriend loves Rush Limbaugh more than he loves me. :(

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
... Rush Limbaugh. You must be joking.

DUMP HIM. NOW.

*sips tea*

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 02:53 am (UTC)
ext_129022: (so what's europe's canada?)
From: [identity profile] introductory.livejournal.com
I'm not joking. Seriously. He's a hardcore Republican, anti-abortion, FIRE-AND-BRIMSTONE Lutheran sort of guy. We are on completely different ends of the ideological spectrum.

We actually broke up over -- of all things -- Islam, but we're back together now? I don't know. I'm just trying to make him more tolerant. God knows he's made enough teachers cry.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com
No offense, but whoa. I personally could not love a man who thinks Rush has anything useful to say.

My parents on the other hand... well, my Dad is watching a pundit at 8:00p.m. and I can guaran-damn-tee ya that it isn't Keith.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
OMG, NO, NOT BILL-O! *hoping for CNN, even though CNN kinda sucks (sans Andy)*

(no subject)

Date: 2007-03-27 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] make-a-move.livejournal.com
*desperately relies on veoh.com to see this*

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