I wish I was making this up.

[luciazephyr]

Mum: Chris Cillizza.... I like him.
Lucy: Me too. He's good.
Mum: I bet he surfs internet porn.
Lucy: I'm fairly certain most people do.
Mum: You know what? I bet he's into BDSM.
Lucy: What.
Mum: You know.... BDSM. Look at his mouth and his little smile! I bet he's a sub.

WHAT THE HELL? First Turley, now Cillizza. Is she trying to destroy all of Keith's people?! And why must she associate so many political minds with sex things?

-Luce

Mum: Can't you just see him on all fours with a ball gag-
Lucy: MUM! SHUT UP!

Comments

[katsumeragi.livejournal.com]

I think I agree with your mom XD

[lostambitions.livejournal.com]

I had not considered this possibility. I am considering this possibility now over a Rolling Rock. And I think I will also have to concur with your mum. Submissive boys are so adorable.

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

YEESH!

I... tend not to express any BDSM fantasies while watching the NEWS!

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

can i borrow your mum for when i get sick of mine? :D

[writer-atdusk.livejournal.com]

I'm quite surprised that i haven't friended you yet, srsly :D

and I have to agree with the above poster, can we switch moms sometime? (just kidding)
your mom's line of thinking reminded me just how far in the gutter mine is...XD

[yourbarista.livejournal.com]

I've got to say, I agree hands down about Cillizza (it's totally in the smile), but Turley? Really?