I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

O.O

And I thought we would break the comment record T_T

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Sorry. He had fourth-wall-breaking s3x. *pats Lancey and gives cookie*

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

*nibbles cookie*

Oh look, it's shirtless o'clock. *commences the shirtless*

*shivering like mad* You have no idea how dedicated I am for this... all windows open and all lights out. To most, I'm a goddamned hero.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'm easy like that.

Sex?

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm cool. My manly muscles and uber l33tness get me enough offers.

Heheheh... I made a funny...

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

None quite like me.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*pats* He knows you not, Shepwhore. He's probably curious who the hell my weird friend is.

Lancey, this is the Shepwhore of the LJRP Comm Soapgatelantis. He is an interpretation of the Stargate Atlantis character Major John Sheppard. He's a sex-crazed loony who will jump you if you aren't careful, Lancey.