I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

...if no one was ever to hear about it... why is it here? ::patpat::

I've done that before... I will never forget my "come chocolate" thing on my LJ (I meant to say 'some' and didn't catch the typo until the next day, and by then like 3 people had already commented on it... ::blush::).

[geekfreak03.livejournal.com]

I want to kill soapgate. Booooo.

::snicks at the Lucia::

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

... *Sniff*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The wall, Shepwhore! The wall! Remember it?

*skitters under desk to hide from teh Shepwhore*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

What wall? I see no wall?

*Follows Lucia under the desk*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

....Nice icon choice, whore.

*doesn't mind, as it is inevitable* Is there anyone you haven't sexed yet? *glare o' DOOOOOM!*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Sex?

Umm... *Thinks* Not that I know of.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

...What happened to no het!sex? Only Weir doesn't get any? Should I feel special?

...Sumner.... Tara.... *thinks* Wow. That's it. You really get around.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I feel kinda horny right now. Breaking the fourth wall always does that to me.

*Smirks* Practice makes perfect.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't notice the wall.

To hell with it. *jumps!*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

What wall?

*SEXES!*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Whores lie too?

*sexes back* *tongue action* *etc*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Everybody lies. I saw that on a TV show.

Was it good for you too?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I don't. I'm a prestine virginal person, goddamnit.

*lights cigarette* Aye. That was fun.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Hardly virginal anymore. *Smug*

Very. You have good muscle control.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

This never happened, by the way. <.< >.> Though it was fun. Some other time?

*smirk* Danke shon. You're nice to look at, IMHO. And are flexible. *pets*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

It did so, and I have the erection to prove it.

I'm the best you've ever had, and the best you ever will have.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Hush. *hopeless attempt to repair the fourth wall* *considers doing something about Shep* *decides that'd be WHORISH and WRONG*

Dunno, I hear good things about Canadians...

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

O.O

And I thought we would break the comment record T_T

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Sorry. He had fourth-wall-breaking s3x. *pats Lancey and gives cookie*

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

*nibbles cookie*

Oh look, it's shirtless o'clock. *commences the shirtless*

*shivering like mad* You have no idea how dedicated I am for this... all windows open and all lights out. To most, I'm a goddamned hero.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'm easy like that.

Sex?

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm cool. My manly muscles and uber l33tness get me enough offers.

Heheheh... I made a funny...

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

None quite like me.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*pats* He knows you not, Shepwhore. He's probably curious who the hell my weird friend is.

Lancey, this is the Shepwhore of the LJRP Comm Soapgatelantis. He is an interpretation of the Stargate Atlantis character Major John Sheppard. He's a sex-crazed loony who will jump you if you aren't careful, Lancey.