I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

He is not. The sluts will protect you. At most, you'll be snipped.

...Penis earrings.

...*check his computer logs* Let's see what you HAVE bought.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

... ah.

... DAMNIT! Get them out?

No! Stop! Sit! Stay!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*will protect also, as Shepwhore is cute and fun to talk to*

Why? They're cute!

.... Ooo! Fanfics!*click*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Is to hot too let die*

I do not wanna look like a cheap slut! Get them out!

STOP!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*agrees, but that's not the reason why she's protecting* *pets*

But they are to die for! *plays with them* And Lizzie will adore them.

*reading, jaw drop* Omfg, did you write this?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Get them out, or I'll rip them out.

... SHUT UP!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*covers his ears* Not until she sees them! *does the ear rub thing again*

But it's sooooo cute! *squee* Until the smut, but still! Kewtness!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Cries*

SHUT UP!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

You cry a lot. *jangles penis earrings*

Awww! *clicks around some more* Songfics! Squee!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Because everyone is always picking on me.

You're a bitch.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Only because I love you. *takes out the earrings* *hands them to Shep*

And it's to 'Unchained Melody'! Awww! How many reviews did you get?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*DESTROYS THE EARRINGS*

... fifty seven. Shut up.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*sad* I would have liked those. *adorable pout*

Nice. You write good smut/romance. If the whole killing-aliens thing doesn't work out, you can be a women's novel writer.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

They must all be destroyed.

... I hate you.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

But... but... *tears well up* I liked them.

*clingz!* Do you really? *doe eyes* But I'm so kewt! You liked me a few minutes ago.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

No you didn't. They were EVIL!

*Pouts*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I did so! *WAIL!* *steps on Shep's foot*

*continues to clingz! to Shep's leg*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Ow! *Falls over clutching foot*

*Pouts some more*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

omfgwtfbbq?! No steel toed boots?!

....I'll make you like me again. *massages teh clinged leg*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

They get in the way of stripping. Ow.

... *Pouts a bit less*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Damn, you do this so you're nekkid two milliseconds faster? You're actually thoughtful, in a twisted way.

*more massaging* Liiiiike meeeeeee.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Four milliseconds, actually. I counted. And thanks.

... no.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*whistles* Niiiiiice. How long does it take in all?

*gropes*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

One second and five milliseconds. But if I'm in a hurry, I can get it down to 400 milliseconds.

*Molests*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

... What constitutes a hurry?

*leaps, straddles* Told you you'd like me again.