I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Having trouble keeping a captive audience, Shepwhore? Two words: strip tease.

*is flattered* *bites his neck*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I've become a master at them. Mostly it's for when they aren't entirely sure they want to have sex with me. Being a whore is a blessing and a curse.

*Sexes, again*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

They should learn that there is no detering you. I realized that. *is, liek, smart!* Might as well give in and save time.

*oversexed* *curls up and snoozes* *has very happy dreams*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I am unstoppable.

*Dies from oversex*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it.

....Gonna ascend or just ignore the death?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Smug*

This is outside the fourth wall. I can do pretty much whatever the hell I like.