I swear the following is true.
Dec. 23rd, 2004 12:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.
Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.
XD
canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY
Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.
XD
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:01 pm (UTC)Ow! *Falls over clutching foot*
*Pouts some more*
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:03 pm (UTC)omfgwtfbbq?! No steel toed boots?!
....I'll make you like me again. *massages teh clinged leg*
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:04 pm (UTC)They get in the way of stripping. Ow.
... *Pouts a bit less*
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:06 pm (UTC)Damn, you do this so you're nekkid two milliseconds faster? You're actually thoughtful, in a twisted way.
*more massaging* Liiiiike meeeeeee.
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:07 pm (UTC)Four milliseconds, actually. I counted. And thanks.
... no.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 05:08 pm (UTC)*whistles* Niiiiiice. How long does it take in all?
*gropes*
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 05:30 pm (UTC)One second and five milliseconds. But if I'm in a hurry, I can get it down to 400 milliseconds.
*Molests*
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 05:39 pm (UTC)... What constitutes a hurry?
*leaps, straddles* Told you you'd like me again.
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 05:45 pm (UTC)If the person might possibly change their mind.
I still hate you. You're just sexy.
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:55 pm (UTC)Having trouble keeping a captive audience, Shepwhore? Two words: strip tease.
*is flattered* *bites his neck*
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 06:20 pm (UTC)I've become a master at them. Mostly it's for when they aren't entirely sure they want to have sex with me. Being a whore is a blessing and a curse.
*Sexes, again*
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Date: 2004-12-23 06:35 pm (UTC)They should learn that there is no detering you. I realized that. *is, liek, smart!* Might as well give in and save time.
*oversexed* *curls up and snoozes* *has very happy dreams*
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Date: 2004-12-23 06:43 pm (UTC)I am unstoppable.
*Dies from oversex*
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-23 07:01 pm (UTC)Don't I know it.
....Gonna ascend or just ignore the death?
(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-24 01:11 am (UTC)*Smug*
This is outside the fourth wall. I can do pretty much whatever the hell I like.