I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

My puppeteer scares me. He makes me DO things. *Grins*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Read the tentacle!rape badfic yet? You enjoy those things. Joe Flanigan would be ashamed of you.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Where do you think I came from? The mental scarring will never heal. He'd love me. He'd have sex with me. It would be fun.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Wait. Why aren't you dead?

...Isn't that kinda like... masterbation? Or something?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

He never throws characters out. I'm dead in the tentacle!rape universe though.

Probably. It would be a lot more fun though.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Ow. Dead from sex. That sucks. But kinda fitting end for you, huh?

Let's keep you away from the Dawson's Creek fisherman though. *shudder* And Joe's married! With kids!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I'm just worried that he'll get me pregnant again.

... I could have a foursome with Joe, the fisherman, and Joe's wife?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

But...but... Wraith babies!

O.O If she got preggers, how would you find out who the father is?!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

They hurt coming out!

I'd obviously be the dad. 'cause of my hero sperms.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Suck it up, man! I did not just say that.

...So would you have to pay child support or something?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

But I do. All the time. Sucking is my speciality. You so did.

... possibly. Though I don't know of there are any banks in Pegasus.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I knew that. You do it twice a week on a public system. ANd more when off the system, I suspect. *cries* You make me a bad person!

... What did you do with your money?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Sex is important. I get as much of it in as I can. *Smirks* I just bring out the inner bad in you.

Not telling.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

It is not important! How the hell does it add in! This is the Atlantis Expedition! ...I kinda like it. I get sexed more.

Come on! Is it... behind the Johnny Cash poster in your room? *poking around, as is ON EARTH!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Atlantis = sex. Where's the confusion? Sex is good.

NOT TELLING!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Does not! Did SG1 have sex for the first four-five-ish seasons? I think not! You're just fishing for compliments.

I'll just rip down this autographed poster and find out...

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes? Yup.

DON'T HURT THE POSTER! *Weeps*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

NO! The first time sex happened was when O'Neill was stranded offworld, and everyone knows that when you're in another country/world it doesn't count-

... I just justified SGL. GO ME! *dances* Fine. I like your ears. They're cute.

*tears a little bit* I have to, unless you tell me where the stuff is... *tears a bit more*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

See? Atlantis = sex.

I AM NOT SPOCK!

*Weeps and cries*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

And justifiable sex. Interesting. But what happens when you get home and have to explain this crap to General O'Neill?

*hugs* Of course you aren't. You're Kirk. Just... with better hearing.

Tell me, bitch! I'll go borrow Weir's paddle!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I give him a blowjob to distract and run back to Antarctica.

Um. Okay.

*Cries for his poster*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

... Situation: You have to explain the stuff that went on in `Lantis. You are facing court marshal. You cannot blow Jack because RC/Carter/Maybourne is under the table already doing that. What do you do?

... REALLY good hearing. *rubs teh ears*

Oh FINE! Enough crying! *repairs poster* Crybaby.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Have graphic sex with the prosecutor and run away while people are wondering exactly what it is I did with my tongue.

*Moans like a Ferengi*

My poster better?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

o.o Damn, I hope they have video of this. It'd be fucking hilarious. But won't your four boyfriends be pissed?

...Does Derek know about this? *rubs more*

Yes, yes. Happy? *pouts* I want that money, just to annoy you.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I ONLY HAVE ONE BOYFRIEND! *Cries*

Probably. He has a way of knowing these things.

My poster okay. *Happy*