I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Hush. *hopeless attempt to repair the fourth wall* *considers doing something about Shep* *decides that'd be WHORISH and WRONG*

Dunno, I hear good things about Canadians...

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Sabotages all attempts to repair the wall*

Rodney's good. I'm better.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*jumps Shep again ...as a distraction of course* *is not a slut*

And I'd know this how? You've lied before. *pout*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Sexes again, because he IS a slut*

I never lie.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*enjoys muchly, in a completely non-slutty way*

Shall I bring up the old SGL record, mon ami?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Enjoys in a completely slutty way*

... no. I never lie, so there's no need to check.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*snuggles briefly* I'm not a slut, right?

I couldn't count the number of times you lied, abused your authority, and went psycho. And cheated on someone. But I like you anyway.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Acting like one doesn't make you one.

... it wasn't me. It was my evil twin.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*WAIL!* You think I'm a slut, slut! *pulls on your BIG ASS EARS!*

It ain't just a river in Egypt, man.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Ow! I do not! I just think you act like one!

... shut up!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

You're bad at this 'comforting' thing. *feeble tug*

Denial! De-de-denial! *singsong-y*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

... sorry. Sex?

Daniel?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

....You aren't sorry. You're just in libido-overdrive.

.... THE NILE! DENIAL! *bangs head on brick wall* And you so didn't do Daniel.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

... true.

Of course not. He's my brother. *Confused*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

... *tenative grope*

omfgwtfsuddenplottwist!!! Since when?!

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Sexes again, in spite of chafing*

The crossover! We found out we were long-lost brothers, due to sluttiness.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*bitelickgrope* Okay. I admit it. You are the best.

...You are basing this off of one character trait? Don't you dare mention the glow tentacle thing.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I know. *Smug*

Well, that, and my puppeteer thought it was a good idea at the time. Whaaaaaaat?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I know your puppeteer. I pity you. *gives you candy!* Don't even. You = not innocent.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

My puppeteer scares me. He makes me DO things. *Grins*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Read the tentacle!rape badfic yet? You enjoy those things. Joe Flanigan would be ashamed of you.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Where do you think I came from? The mental scarring will never heal. He'd love me. He'd have sex with me. It would be fun.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Wait. Why aren't you dead?

...Isn't that kinda like... masterbation? Or something?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

He never throws characters out. I'm dead in the tentacle!rape universe though.

Probably. It would be a lot more fun though.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Ow. Dead from sex. That sucks. But kinda fitting end for you, huh?

Let's keep you away from the Dawson's Creek fisherman though. *shudder* And Joe's married! With kids!