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[luciazephyr]

WHY AM I DOWNLOADING THE RESIDENT EVIL 5 GAME DEMO? OH RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M A MORON. I mean seriously, the scariest game I've ever played is BioShock, and now I'm gonna try this? Also, third person shooters are the hardest games for me to play. I am so bad at them.

And yet, here I am, watching the DL bar slowly tick higher. Why? Because I want to play the game for the story. To you non-gamers, playing a RE game for the story is like buying a wedding dress to use it for a mop. RE has a massive reputation for the narmiest, plotholey story ever.

And yet.

Also, I've been watching the many trailers, and hot damn the game looks pretty. Maybe even MGS4-level pretty. And the lead female is extremely hot. And in the promo art is wielding a shotgun. Yes, I am a shallow shotgun-junkie. Though Chris Redfield's biceps terrify me. BONUS BOSS: THE MONSTER HIDING IN CHRIS' MASSIVE ARMS ESCAPES AND MUST BE KILLED.

So um. Poll time!

[Poll #1358967]
-Lucy

Comments

[gogodgene.livejournal.com]

DESCRIPTIONS ABOUT CHRIS' MANLY MCMAN ARMS DO NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The same article also noted his neck looks like he swallowed a tire. It was a great article. I may need a subscription to Play.

SHE DID? Oh wow. I was whining a little about Hal needing a Snake to protect him from Axel, Larx, and Wesk, but... omg, yaaaaaaaaaay. :dances:

[gogodgene.livejournal.com]

He is like a Bara drawing come to life. Except without all the hair. Thank god.

blah, not signing out, you know who dis be

[codecmoments.livejournal.com]

Luckily his steroid-ness is balanced out by Sheva's hotness. Dear GOD I hope you can choose to play her in single player mode. :crushes on her:

Ooooh, which poor soul is his designated 'favorite'? :3 (I should probably know already, but the GameTrailers RE retrospective hasn't covered RE4 yet, boo.)

OH NO, OTACON'S TALKING TO MEEEEEE

[aboveumbrella.livejournal.com]

Even if you can't, you can at least watch her bodacious ass wiggle around, and this is consolation enough. And I'll be glad to play with her new A.I. because the one in the demo was kind of dumb. :|

[codecmoments.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna boot up the demo tonight, so we'll seeeee.

God. Wesker. You are such an awesome jerkass. :♥ him:

[aboveumbrella.livejournal.com]

He certainly tries. &hearts