oh you cut your head? HERE, LET ME PULL MY SHIRT OFF SO I MAY DAB THE WOUND.

[luciazephyr]

SO I WATCHED "NEW MOON" RIGHT.

don't ask me how, you either know or you don't.

All I can say is, goddamnit, Bella, you stupid bint. I WOULD DATE JACOB. He's a nice boy. MUCH BETTER THAN EDWARD OH GOD. I mean, Jacob, Alice, and Carlisle remain the only tolerable people in the movie.

Not to say it's a good movie. Oh jesus god, it's not a good movie. A REALLY BAD MOVIE. SO BAD. But Jacob, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie, and MICHAEL FUCKING SHEEN OMG HI ARO HIIII ILU SHEEN!ARO! make it bareable if you're an anti-fan like me.

Goddamn, Michael Sheen just chewed all the scenery in the movie. God bless him for it too. ♥ ♥ ♥

Also, my lovely reviewer Spoony, was exactly right when he said here that the worse part of the movie was the soundtrack.

Yeah. The soundtrack. It's that bad.

So, can anti-fans be on Team Jacob?

-Lucy

PS: Spoony's review is really worth watching, BTW. It decimates the movie and all its flaws beautifully.
PPS: Goddamnit, Bella beats out that asshole from Wanted for most unsympathetic protagonist ever in her last scene with Jacob. You HUGE BITCH.

Comments

[firefly99.livejournal.com]

:D

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

Fuck that noise. TEAM ERIC.

[vinylsigns.livejournal.com]

The whole Bella-Edward-Jacob and how rabid girls are that Edward and Bella are ZOMG SOUL MATES!!!1! thing reminds me strongly of The Phantom of the Opera. Like, it's a creepy, obsessive, stalkerish guy vs. a more stable, kindhearted guy O__o My question is why are these two fighting over her? Bella's one of the most undesirable fictional characters I've had the misfortune to know, ugh.

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I forgot about Wanted. That movie was like Shoot 'Em Up only it took itself WAAAAYY too seriously. And I thought the protagonist in Zombieland was bad. He was like a Michael Cera wannabe, and I'd have hated him in that movie too. I just wanted Tallahassee to kill him off in the first five minutes so it could be "Woody Harrelson Kicks Zombie Ass For 90 Minutes" instead of Zombieland .