oh you cut your head? HERE, LET ME PULL MY SHIRT OFF SO I MAY DAB THE WOUND.

[luciazephyr]

SO I WATCHED "NEW MOON" RIGHT.

don't ask me how, you either know or you don't.

All I can say is, goddamnit, Bella, you stupid bint. I WOULD DATE JACOB. He's a nice boy. MUCH BETTER THAN EDWARD OH GOD. I mean, Jacob, Alice, and Carlisle remain the only tolerable people in the movie.

Not to say it's a good movie. Oh jesus god, it's not a good movie. A REALLY BAD MOVIE. SO BAD. But Jacob, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie, and MICHAEL FUCKING SHEEN OMG HI ARO HIIII ILU SHEEN!ARO! make it bareable if you're an anti-fan like me.

Goddamn, Michael Sheen just chewed all the scenery in the movie. God bless him for it too. ♥ ♥ ♥

Also, my lovely reviewer Spoony, was exactly right when he said here that the worse part of the movie was the soundtrack.

Yeah. The soundtrack. It's that bad.

So, can anti-fans be on Team Jacob?

-Lucy

PS: Spoony's review is really worth watching, BTW. It decimates the movie and all its flaws beautifully.
PPS: Goddamnit, Bella beats out that asshole from Wanted for most unsympathetic protagonist ever in her last scene with Jacob. You HUGE BITCH.

Comments

[firefly99.livejournal.com]

:D

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I'M NOT ALONE

the zombie movie metaphor moment n particular pinged me SO HARD, but I thought, "no, it's New Moon, it can't possibly be self-aware".

Oh, :bookmarks:

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

Fuck that noise. TEAM ERIC.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

who the fuck is eric

oh god is it one of her BORING HUMAN FRIENDS god how dare they have screentime

(I'm of the opinion that Bella doesn't deserve any of those human friends. They are awesome and all she does in the books is mentally badmouth them.)

[vinylsigns.livejournal.com]

I thiiink Eric is a vampire from True Blood...

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Never seen it. 8|

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

YES. He's the adorable dweeby human kid. I feel so bad for what a bitch she is to him.

[vinylsigns.livejournal.com]

The whole Bella-Edward-Jacob and how rabid girls are that Edward and Bella are ZOMG SOUL MATES!!!1! thing reminds me strongly of The Phantom of the Opera. Like, it's a creepy, obsessive, stalkerish guy vs. a more stable, kindhearted guy O__o My question is why are these two fighting over her? Bella's one of the most undesirable fictional characters I've had the misfortune to know, ugh.

[gundamtsubasa.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I forgot about Wanted. That movie was like Shoot 'Em Up only it took itself WAAAAYY too seriously. And I thought the protagonist in Zombieland was bad. He was like a Michael Cera wannabe, and I'd have hated him in that movie too. I just wanted Tallahassee to kill him off in the first five minutes so it could be "Woody Harrelson Kicks Zombie Ass For 90 Minutes" instead of Zombieland .