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Jerry Falwell's dead.

That's weird. At lunch today, I heard he had collasped. Now he's dead.

...

It's weird to have an enemy die. Do I celebrate? *confused, unhappy*

-Luce

Follow-up to the last post.

This may be wildly inappropriate, but the only thing I can think to do is to listen to Roy Zimmerman.

• "Defenders of Marriage", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  Every time we think about same-sex marriage, it makes us sick to our guts. I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable monogamous life-long relationship- What are they, nuts? It's unnatural! Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy; he should only lie to his wife, the Bible is clear! We're defenders of marriage in three-button suits. We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes!



• "Jerry Falwell's God", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  Jerry Falwell's god was standing by the elevator while we were talking about the party, so we had to invite him. // And he divided up the room, divided he, saying "Gays here, lesbians here, pagans here, abortionists, feminists, civil libertarians, People for the American Way," and frankly, some of us did not know where to stand.



• "Dick Cheney", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  When I first saw him in his briefs on CNN, I knew that he was not like ordinary men. Head over heals I fell for his shuck and jive. Dick Cheney, ain't he the sexiest man alive!

Yeah, that last one may scar you for life.

-Luce

*uses a Dan&Casey icon*

God, I'm a little in love with Dan Patrick again today.

*relistens to the first three minutes of the Big Show again*

Dan: I didn't ask for much on my birthday. Well, the usual. Some twinkies, some snickers, beef jerky... and Keith Olbermann showing up with just a bow on. And I'm not talking about a bowtie. Thank you for showing up on my birthday.
Keith: Uh, I'm in fact wearing a full suit right now.
Dan: Oh, 'cause you're a newsman, I see. Wink wink. I understand that.
Keith: No, I just had a meeting this morning, I had to be dressed up... But happy birthday!

Dan's upset no one mentioned his birthday, Keith gives him shit about being a total woman about it, that he's all "I so want/don't want a birthday party!", switching from year to year, and discussion of Dan cancelling his daughter's birthday. And Keith laughing at his own jokes and Dan doing some radio sound efects.

*crying* I get the feeling that if I ever get the chance to see them do this live and in the same room, it'd be an awesome show to watch.

-Luce

PS: Also? Keith's shout-out to Dan during Oddball was horrendously romantic. ♥ BFFs!