Follow-up to the last post.

[luciazephyr]

This may be wildly inappropriate, but the only thing I can think to do is to listen to Roy Zimmerman.

• "Defenders of Marriage", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  Every time we think about same-sex marriage, it makes us sick to our guts. I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable monogamous life-long relationship- What are they, nuts? It's unnatural! Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy; he should only lie to his wife, the Bible is clear! We're defenders of marriage in three-button suits. We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes!



• "Jerry Falwell's God", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  Jerry Falwell's god was standing by the elevator while we were talking about the party, so we had to invite him. // And he divided up the room, divided he, saying "Gays here, lesbians here, pagans here, abortionists, feminists, civil libertarians, People for the American Way," and frankly, some of us did not know where to stand.



• "Dick Cheney", Roy Zimmerman [lyrics]
  When I first saw him in his briefs on CNN, I knew that he was not like ordinary men. Head over heals I fell for his shuck and jive. Dick Cheney, ain't he the sexiest man alive!

Yeah, that last one may scar you for life.

-Luce