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1. I got groped today in school. Twice. The first was fairly normal (Lizzie was feeling gay and I have big boobs, so... *shrugs*). The second wasn't at all. These two gals, Meg and Michelle, have been best friends since they were little kids and they were arm in arm, walking down the hall. I was getting my books out of my locker and Megan reached out and grabbed my ass.
   
   Yeah. 'Kay. *shakes head, puzzles*



2. Tonight, Keith was talking to the Constitutional expert, Jonathan Turley, and Mum says, out of nowhere, says that she thinks he's a crossdresser.
   

   Luce: What?
   Mum: A crossdresser. Something about him. I bet he's wearing ladies underwear.
   Luce: *shakes head, says nothing*
   Mum: I'm not saying he's gay. Just a little kinky. He's got something about him. It's either crossdressing or getting spanked with a baby bottle in his mouth.
   Luce: Oh my god, Mum! I don't know you!



3. Okay, while flipping through chat transcripts, I saw that the first occassion Chris and I referred to each other as wives was August 31st. Just... putting that on the record. *shakes head again*



4. David Bowie > You. Seriously, this stuff rocks! "The Jean Genie", "Suffragette City", and "Life on Mars?" are phenomenal. And I can't not sing the "WHAM BAM, THANK YOU, MA'AM!" in "Suffragette". And I've tried. Oh, and the first chorus of "Life on Mars?" is totally says Oh man, look at those gay men go. The second verse is cavemen, but not the first. I will fight anyone who disagrees unless Bowie himself walks up and says otherwise. IT SAYS GAY MEN.



5. Since all the songs the Scissor Sisters cover rock like a big ol' rocking thing, I'm thinking of making a mix of all the original songs and the Sisters' covers. Y/N?



6. Joey is extremely tan today. And Keith was very cute. More so than usual.



7. But the film is a saddening boooore, 'cause I wrote it ten times or moooore! It's about to writ again! As I ask her to focus on SAAAAAILORS! Fighting in the dance hall!



8. I'm writing completely plotless porn. Seriously, no plot. It's GO-PRT verse, but... there's just sex. I have no idea what to do with it. *pokes the boys*



9. The only people I regularly discuss fic with are Chris and Ashley. This makes me sad. Which does not mean I don't love my wife (see: #3). I just... I dunno? I think my muse is suffering. And that makes me depressed.



10. Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the bestselling show.... Is there life on MAAAAAAAARS!

I'm done now.

-Luce

ETA: OMG FIGHT GOING DOWN ON JOEY'S SHOW. FUCK, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! AND JOEY IS LAUGHING!!! AND DRINKING A MOTHERFUCKING STARBUCKS SMOOTHIE!!! AND EGGING THEM ON!!!

That's it. Joey = Keith, on cool levels.