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[luciazephyr]

1. I got groped today in school. Twice. The first was fairly normal (Lizzie was feeling gay and I have big boobs, so... *shrugs*). The second wasn't at all. These two gals, Meg and Michelle, have been best friends since they were little kids and they were arm in arm, walking down the hall. I was getting my books out of my locker and Megan reached out and grabbed my ass.
   
   Yeah. 'Kay. *shakes head, puzzles*



2. Tonight, Keith was talking to the Constitutional expert, Jonathan Turley, and Mum says, out of nowhere, says that she thinks he's a crossdresser.
   

   Luce: What?
   Mum: A crossdresser. Something about him. I bet he's wearing ladies underwear.
   Luce: *shakes head, says nothing*
   Mum: I'm not saying he's gay. Just a little kinky. He's got something about him. It's either crossdressing or getting spanked with a baby bottle in his mouth.
   Luce: Oh my god, Mum! I don't know you!



3. Okay, while flipping through chat transcripts, I saw that the first occassion Chris and I referred to each other as wives was August 31st. Just... putting that on the record. *shakes head again*



4. David Bowie > You. Seriously, this stuff rocks! "The Jean Genie", "Suffragette City", and "Life on Mars?" are phenomenal. And I can't not sing the "WHAM BAM, THANK YOU, MA'AM!" in "Suffragette". And I've tried. Oh, and the first chorus of "Life on Mars?" is totally says Oh man, look at those gay men go. The second verse is cavemen, but not the first. I will fight anyone who disagrees unless Bowie himself walks up and says otherwise. IT SAYS GAY MEN.



5. Since all the songs the Scissor Sisters cover rock like a big ol' rocking thing, I'm thinking of making a mix of all the original songs and the Sisters' covers. Y/N?



6. Joey is extremely tan today. And Keith was very cute. More so than usual.



7. But the film is a saddening boooore, 'cause I wrote it ten times or moooore! It's about to writ again! As I ask her to focus on SAAAAAILORS! Fighting in the dance hall!



8. I'm writing completely plotless porn. Seriously, no plot. It's GO-PRT verse, but... there's just sex. I have no idea what to do with it. *pokes the boys*



9. The only people I regularly discuss fic with are Chris and Ashley. This makes me sad. Which does not mean I don't love my wife (see: #3). I just... I dunno? I think my muse is suffering. And that makes me depressed.



10. Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the bestselling show.... Is there life on MAAAAAAAARS!

I'm done now.

-Luce

ETA: OMG FIGHT GOING DOWN ON JOEY'S SHOW. FUCK, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! AND JOEY IS LAUGHING!!! AND DRINKING A MOTHERFUCKING STARBUCKS SMOOTHIE!!! AND EGGING THEM ON!!!

That's it. Joey = Keith, on cool levels.

Comments

[flakygoddess.livejournal.com]

Hooray for grope-age? If it helps...you get used to it?

2. Keith or the other guy???
4. *keeps mouth shut*
5. Y. But you knew that.
6. Joe looks burnt, kinda. And Keith is lovely!
8. Oooooo. I did a PWP in the wee smalls with sky. It's strange, isn't it? There needs to be some type of story, but all they want to do is...erm. Yeah.
9. I'm sorry! Did I kill your muse?
10. Seriously...you MUST see the music video. It's filled with what the fuckery. The Best of Bowie set is 20 bucks I think, and 2 DVDs.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

2. Turley!

4. Gay men, yo.

8. Email me?! *wants*

9. No, no! I just... You're lovely and Chris is (and I'm a bit biased here) phenom, but... I dunno... I need other opinions sometimes and I know no other PRT people in chat. (Actually, I know Cosmic, but she always seems busy.)

10. *will search YT*

[canis-takahari.livejournal.com]

Gaaaah, "Life on Mars" is one of my favourite Bowie songs eeeeeeever. My brother and I routinely croon parts of it badly around the house.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I love it! I think it's my second fave ("Suffragette" wins). And it's very easy to belt out the lyrics to.

[heidi-wiggin.livejournal.com]

ha ha!
You're so awesome. And so is Bowie. Your writings and bloggings make me laaaugh. :)

*excited for PWP PRT*

[eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com]

May I recommend "John, I'm Only Dancing", which is eminently shake-your-booty-able. There's also "Be My Wife," which you can play for, er, your wife!

I like your Jesse icon. Mmmm, he still fine.

PS, Mum, I think Jonathan Turley has four young children, so maybe he's just TIRED. Turley makes me want to go to law school just to study with him, for he is steeped in awesomeness.

Interesting trivia bit for the night: the spokesman for the German Ministry of Finance is named Stefan Olbermann! (scroll down) (does not appear to be a relation) (but who knows?)

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I have neither of those songs! Woe!

Jesse was always the best. The moment he sang "Santa Fe", he became my favorite. God, "Santa Fe". Some people like LVB, some prefer "Seasons of Love", but for me it will always be "Santa Fe".

*laughs so hard* It was hilarious. I was trying to listen to the man and Mum was being weird. *shakes head*

(He did say, "hey, if you're last name's 'Olbermann', there's a good chance we're related". He's adorable. ILKO.)

[flakygoddess.livejournal.com]

Sorry, you don't have them because I didn't rip them. Because I really hate them (no offense, eh_notsomuch).

[silver11016.livejournal.com]

3. You have an anniversary! Yay! (If you lived together I would so send flowers.)
5. Y, Y, a thousand times Y.
8. You should post it.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

3. That's horrendously sweet. I could bottle that and sell it as a insulin replacement.

8. I might. But it's embarrassing. It has no plot.

[ahab99.livejournal.com]

8. There's no need for plot! Seriously, porn is a perfectly good reason for fic. :)