FListing is queer stuff, yo

[luciazephyr]

Ganked from teh canthlian.

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.

I will try and break up with everyone who breaks up with me.

Canthy-d00d, you are the uber-trendsetter.

~Lucia

PS: Everyone! Make sure you catch the Daily Show tonight/tomorrow afternoon! The bastard who called us "stoned slackers", O'Reilly, is on! Remember to make obscene hand gestures when he goes on stage!

Comments

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

Dear Lucia,
You stole my husband. I shall never speak to you again.
Love, Courtknee.

P.S. T3hs3x was hawt, though. ::eg::

[geekfreak03.livejournal.com]

Dear Lucy,

You're mean. You stole Courtknee's husband. You will die! Jon Stewart is hot. You're mean.

--Rebecca

P.S.: It's not me, it's you.
P.P.S.: Jon Stewart is a s3xay d00d.
P.P.P.S.: Get on Trillian, you fool.

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

Dear whore whore,

I hate your fucking guts. O'Reilly is so much hotter and a better fuck than you. So fuck you and go sleep with your precious Jon Stewart.

No hard feelings. Still friends?

Love,
me.

[nachomanlance.livejournal.com]

Dear Lucia,

You're not l33t enough for me.

Your (un)beloved dork,
Lance

[dr-jasley.livejournal.com]

dear,

remember last week.when I told you I had to see another doctor.No I I'm not having an affair(I'm not that much of a loser)
But I had been wondering why I was getting short of breath
Seems I'm allergic to you my dear.
So in all senses the it's me not you thing fits
sorry bout this
can't see ya any more
Jasper Jasley

[awomanoragirl.livejournal.com]

Dear Lucy,

It's been real... real *what* I have yet to figure out. I cannot see this working out... and it *is* you, not me. There's only so much one can give and get nothing in return. ::sniffle:: I need love too!


Summer
::chugs Vodka to block out teh pain::