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Ganked from teh [livejournal.com profile] canthlian.

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.

I will try and break up with everyone who breaks up with me.


Canthy-d00d, you are the uber-trendsetter.

~Lucia

PS: Everyone! Make sure you catch the Daily Show tonight/tomorrow afternoon! The bastard who called us "stoned slackers", O'Reilly, is on! Remember to make obscene hand gestures when he goes on stage!

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Date: 2004-10-07 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] courtknee.livejournal.com
Dear Lucia,
You stole my husband. I shall never speak to you again.
Love, Courtknee.

P.S. T3hs3x was hawt, though. ::eg::

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Date: 2004-10-07 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekfreak03.livejournal.com
Dear Lucy,

You're mean. You stole Courtknee's husband. You will die! Jon Stewart is hot. You're mean.

--Rebecca

P.S.: It's not me, it's you.
P.P.S.: Jon Stewart is a s3xay d00d.
P.P.P.S.: Get on Trillian, you fool.

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Date: 2004-10-07 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
Dear Bekkah,

You'd steal him too, h0r.

~Lucia

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Date: 2004-10-08 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekfreak03.livejournal.com
Dear Lucy,

...

You're right.

xoxo,
Teh Bekster

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Date: 2004-10-07 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashophile.livejournal.com
Dear whore whore,

I hate your fucking guts. O'Reilly is so much hotter and a better fuck than you. So fuck you and go sleep with your precious Jon Stewart.

No hard feelings. Still friends?

Love,
me.

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Date: 2004-10-07 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
*ded* You Republican sex kitten!

(Ph34r teh West Wing joke! Muha!)

~Lucia

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Date: 2004-10-07 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nachomanlance.livejournal.com
Dear Lucia,

You're not l33t enough for me.

Your (un)beloved dork,
Lance

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Date: 2004-10-07 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
Dearest dork,

Mac Hall is better. Fuck you.

~Lucia


*ded*

Love you, Lancey. *gives MT comics*

~Lucia

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Date: 2004-10-07 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-jasley.livejournal.com
dear,

remember last week.when I told you I had to see another doctor.No I I'm not having an affair(I'm not that much of a loser)
But I had been wondering why I was getting short of breath
Seems I'm allergic to you my dear.
So in all senses the it's me not you thing fits
sorry bout this
can't see ya any more
Jasper Jasley

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Date: 2004-10-07 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awomanoragirl.livejournal.com
Dear Lucy,

It's been real... real *what* I have yet to figure out. I cannot see this working out... and it *is* you, not me. There's only so much one can give and get nothing in return. ::sniffle:: I need love too!


Summer
::chugs Vodka to block out teh pain::

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Date: 2004-10-08 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
Dear Summer,

Oral ain't good enough for you, is it?

Sekritly wishing your demise,
~Lucia


.... It's all Soapgate's fault. That I'm so crass. <.< >.> Really.

~Lucia

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Date: 2004-10-08 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awomanoragirl.livejournal.com
Dear Lucy,

No.. it isn't! I have other needs.. emo needs, that you cannot fill as you are a heartless bitch.

Hate you!
Summer

....sure blame Soapgate...you know that's the same as blaming me...right?

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