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Ganked from teh [livejournal.com profile] canthlian.

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.

I will try and break up with everyone who breaks up with me.


Canthy-d00d, you are the uber-trendsetter.

~Lucia

PS: Everyone! Make sure you catch the Daily Show tonight/tomorrow afternoon! The bastard who called us "stoned slackers", O'Reilly, is on! Remember to make obscene hand gestures when he goes on stage!

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Date: 2004-10-07 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashophile.livejournal.com
Dear whore whore,

I hate your fucking guts. O'Reilly is so much hotter and a better fuck than you. So fuck you and go sleep with your precious Jon Stewart.

No hard feelings. Still friends?

Love,
me.

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Date: 2004-10-07 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com
*ded* You Republican sex kitten!

(Ph34r teh West Wing joke! Muha!)

~Lucia

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