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luciazephyr) wrote2009-11-25 01:56 am
luciazephyr) wrote2009-11-25 01:56 am
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oh you cut your head? HERE, LET ME PULL MY SHIRT OFF SO I MAY DAB THE WOUND.
SO I WATCHED "NEW MOON" RIGHT.
don't ask me how, you either know or you don't.
All I can say is, goddamnit, Bella, you stupid bint. I WOULD DATE JACOB. He's a nice boy. MUCH BETTER THAN EDWARD OH GOD. I mean, Jacob, Alice, and Carlisle remain the only tolerable people in the movie.
Not to say it's a good movie. Oh jesus god, it's not a good movie. A REALLY BAD MOVIE. SO BAD. But Jacob, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie, and MICHAEL FUCKING SHEEN OMG HI ARO HIIII ILU SHEEN!ARO! make it bareable if you're an anti-fan like me.
Goddamn, Michael Sheen just chewed all the scenery in the movie. God bless him for it too. ♥ ♥ ♥
Also, my lovely reviewer Spoony, was exactly right when he said here that the worse part of the movie was the soundtrack.
Yeah. The soundtrack. It's that bad.
So, can anti-fans be on Team Jacob?
-Lucy
PS: Spoony's review is really worth watching, BTW. It decimates the movie and all its flaws beautifully.
PPS: Goddamnit, Bella beats out that asshole from Wanted for most unsympathetic protagonist ever in her last scene with Jacob. You HUGE BITCH.
don't ask me how, you either know or you don't.
All I can say is, goddamnit, Bella, you stupid bint. I WOULD DATE JACOB. He's a nice boy. MUCH BETTER THAN EDWARD OH GOD. I mean, Jacob, Alice, and Carlisle remain the only tolerable people in the movie.
Not to say it's a good movie. Oh jesus god, it's not a good movie. A REALLY BAD MOVIE. SO BAD. But Jacob, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie, and MICHAEL FUCKING SHEEN OMG HI ARO HIIII ILU SHEEN!ARO! make it bareable if you're an anti-fan like me.
Goddamn, Michael Sheen just chewed all the scenery in the movie. God bless him for it too. ♥ ♥ ♥
Also, my lovely reviewer Spoony, was exactly right when he said here that the worse part of the movie was the soundtrack.
Yeah. The soundtrack. It's that bad.
So, can anti-fans be on Team Jacob?
-Lucy
PS: Spoony's review is really worth watching, BTW. It decimates the movie and all its flaws beautifully.
PPS: Goddamnit, Bella beats out that asshole from Wanted for most unsympathetic protagonist ever in her last scene with Jacob. You HUGE BITCH.
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oh god is it one of her BORING HUMAN FRIENDS god how dare they have screentime
(I'm of the opinion that Bella doesn't deserve any of those human friends. They are awesome and all she does in the books is mentally badmouth them.)
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