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luciazephyr) wrote2004-12-23 12:08 pm
luciazephyr) wrote2004-12-23 12:08 pm
I swear the following is true.
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canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.
Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.
XD
canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY
Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.
XD
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I do not wanna look like a cheap slut! Get them out!
STOP!
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But they are to die for! *plays with them* And Lizzie will adore them.
*reading, jaw drop* Omfg, did you write this?
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Get them out, or I'll rip them out.
... SHUT UP!
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*covers his ears* Not until she sees them! *does the ear rub thing again*
But it's sooooo cute! *squee* Until the smut, but still! Kewtness!
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*Cries*
SHUT UP!
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You cry a lot. *jangles penis earrings*
Awww! *clicks around some more* Songfics! Squee!
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Because everyone is always picking on me.
You're a bitch.
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Only because I love you. *takes out the earrings* *hands them to Shep*
And it's to 'Unchained Melody'! Awww! How many reviews did you get?
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*DESTROYS THE EARRINGS*
... fifty seven. Shut up.
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*sad* I would have liked those. *adorable pout*
Nice. You write good smut/romance. If the whole killing-aliens thing doesn't work out, you can be a women's novel writer.
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They must all be destroyed.
... I hate you.
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But... but... *tears well up* I liked them.
*clingz!* Do you really? *doe eyes* But I'm so kewt! You liked me a few minutes ago.
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No you didn't. They were EVIL!
*Pouts*
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I did so! *WAIL!* *steps on Shep's foot*
*continues to clingz! to Shep's leg*
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Ow! *Falls over clutching foot*
*Pouts some more*
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omfgwtfbbq?! No steel toed boots?!
....I'll make you like me again. *massages teh clinged leg*
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They get in the way of stripping. Ow.
... *Pouts a bit less*
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Damn, you do this so you're nekkid two milliseconds faster? You're actually thoughtful, in a twisted way.
*more massaging* Liiiiike meeeeeee.
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Four milliseconds, actually. I counted. And thanks.
... no.
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*whistles* Niiiiiice. How long does it take in all?
*gropes*
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One second and five milliseconds. But if I'm in a hurry, I can get it down to 400 milliseconds.
*Molests*
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... What constitutes a hurry?
*leaps, straddles* Told you you'd like me again.
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If the person might possibly change their mind.
I still hate you. You're just sexy.
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Having trouble keeping a captive audience, Shepwhore? Two words: strip tease.
*is flattered* *bites his neck*
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I've become a master at them. Mostly it's for when they aren't entirely sure they want to have sex with me. Being a whore is a blessing and a curse.
*Sexes, again*
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