I swear the following is true.

[luciazephyr]

For canthlian, because he'd kill me if I didn't mention something this rich.

CHAT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lucia: *cries with laughter* I live for soapgatelantis.
Bridget: what's so funny?
Lucia: Shepwhore.
Bridget: *goes*
Lucia: No, i'm reading the older stuff. Refreshing my memory of this twisted cumm.
Lucia: COMM! omfg, I so ment comm!
Bridget: lmao
Lucia: *Just dies* No one is to ever hear about that typo, I swear to god.


XD

Comments

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

The wall, Shepwhore! The wall! Remember it?

*skitters under desk to hide from teh Shepwhore*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

What wall? I see no wall?

*Follows Lucia under the desk*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

....Nice icon choice, whore.

*doesn't mind, as it is inevitable* Is there anyone you haven't sexed yet? *glare o' DOOOOOM!*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Sex?

Umm... *Thinks* Not that I know of.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

...What happened to no het!sex? Only Weir doesn't get any? Should I feel special?

...Sumner.... Tara.... *thinks* Wow. That's it. You really get around.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

I feel kinda horny right now. Breaking the fourth wall always does that to me.

*Smirks* Practice makes perfect.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't notice the wall.

To hell with it. *jumps!*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

What wall?

*SEXES!*

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Whores lie too?

*sexes back* *tongue action* *etc*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Everybody lies. I saw that on a TV show.

Was it good for you too?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I don't. I'm a prestine virginal person, goddamnit.

*lights cigarette* Aye. That was fun.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Hardly virginal anymore. *Smug*

Very. You have good muscle control.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

This never happened, by the way. <.< >.> Though it was fun. Some other time?

*smirk* Danke shon. You're nice to look at, IMHO. And are flexible. *pets*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

It did so, and I have the erection to prove it.

I'm the best you've ever had, and the best you ever will have.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Hush. *hopeless attempt to repair the fourth wall* *considers doing something about Shep* *decides that'd be WHORISH and WRONG*

Dunno, I hear good things about Canadians...

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Sabotages all attempts to repair the wall*

Rodney's good. I'm better.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*jumps Shep again ...as a distraction of course* *is not a slut*

And I'd know this how? You've lied before. *pout*

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Sexes again, because he IS a slut*

I never lie.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*enjoys muchly, in a completely non-slutty way*

Shall I bring up the old SGL record, mon ami?

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

*Enjoys in a completely slutty way*

... no. I never lie, so there's no need to check.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*snuggles briefly* I'm not a slut, right?

I couldn't count the number of times you lied, abused your authority, and went psycho. And cheated on someone. But I like you anyway.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Acting like one doesn't make you one.

... it wasn't me. It was my evil twin.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*WAIL!* You think I'm a slut, slut! *pulls on your BIG ASS EARS!*

It ain't just a river in Egypt, man.

[tehshepwhore.livejournal.com]

Ow! I do not! I just think you act like one!

... shut up!

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

You're bad at this 'comforting' thing. *feeble tug*

Denial! De-de-denial! *singsong-y*