*dies*

Random Thought Provokers
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What makes you laugh?	My friends. Movies. Well-written fic.
Who is your hero?	Micheal J. Fox.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?	Hm... RL: Neil or Casta. Fic: Ford Prefect.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?	...Two. One is ruined by mud. *hates shopping*
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?	On the floor when I take it out of the dryer.
Who do you blame for your mood today?	TLC's "In A Fix". I hate remodeling!
If the Internet were sex... I would	Buy virus protection.
Have you ever seen a dead body?	*is a CSI fanatic*
What is something scientists need to invent?	Teleportation. Or a smart president.
What should we do with stupid people?	Send them to the Yukon in a t-shirt and shorts.
Have you ever broken a bone?	My arm.
Do you watch local news? Why?	No; Jon is betta. And 24-hours news is fucking hilarious.
What happens after you die?	You see a sign saying "Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been disconnected."
How big is your bed? Big enough?	Yep.
How long do you think you will live?	If I'm lucky, to 60. If not, to 34.
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