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*laughs ass off*

By limitedbythesky

Chevron 8 Stats Formed: 4th August 2005 Split: 4th April 2012 Best Album: 'Zillions Setiform Bowwowed Skinked Notarize Cressets' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month July 2007.) Best Single: 'Fire' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 6th March 2006.) Records Sold: 2,739,701 in total (1,537,304 albums, 1,202,397 singles). Reputation: NME band Groupies: nachomanlance has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies. Other In an interview with the Sun in 2012, lucia_tanaka revealed that Chevron 8 composed 'Boniest Librated Hoister Bares Edgers' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot. Chevron 8 Member Profiles mice1900 I had a dream last night wherein Nelson Mandela was giving head to Michael Jackson. Oh how both parties wailed! And you know what? Listening to those two fucking is quite like listening to mice1900! sdraevn If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as sdraevn. daughtershade After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated sdraevn ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard daughtershade survived. hoshigami hoshigami might have made it in a shite punk band, but that's about it I'm afraid. queenshroom Reckless and heavy handed, queenshroom has single-handledly destroyed around16 keyboards since they started playing in Aug 2005. Single Releases # Title Date 23 Abut Warmaker Sep 2005 19 Clubhand Mesquite Alkalin Pelite Dec 2005 12 Cattle Trangams Feb 2006 6 Fire Mar 2006 1 Lonesome Iracund Unrigged Exerting Footrest Aug 2007 2 Lustred Scooped Pismire Gossoons Lobber Catting Sep 2007 2 Sfumato Seacocks Nov 2007 2 Samlets Cloche Bouncier Airlifts Hugging Warks Nov 2008 1 Challa Hide Jan 2009 6 Foliated Cashaws Whelps Leftward Mar 2009 5 Founders Tenpenny May 2009 8 Boniest Librated Hoister Bares Edgers Jan 2011 10 Cropped Flankers Fibroins Exposals Mar 2011 13 Mnemonic Apr 2011 Album Releases # Title Date 39 Amoebas Outblush Clayish Distaves Guiling Aug 2005 2 Zillions Setiform Bowwowed Skinked Notarize Cressets Jul 2007 1 Thorpe Clasping Egotists Dowsed Tackers Tendence Aug 2008 N/A Litas Coenact Roomette Shillala Oct 2010 northern ireland's worst