Interviewer meme

From misscam's meme...

Ze interview meme:
01- Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02- I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03- You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04- You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05- When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

Mine from Madam Camilla:

1. Who are the true animal overlords of us?

Sea monkeys. Why? Because everyone seems to thing they don't exist! Ho ho! I think not!

2. What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

The Illuminati. Dude, the Illuminatus Trilogy! I should finish reading that.

3. What do you miss most in the fanfics you read at the moment?

Metaphorical fics. In SGA, we get them quite a bit, but I'm utterly shocked by the lack of them in Doctor Who. Like Jenn's Like Running Through Water and Shalott's Time in a Bottle and The Fic That Will Always Make You Cry, Pru's Edges. I want people to write stories like that. The one thing I'm disappointed in with my conversion to DW is the fanfiction's lack of daring.

4. What ice cream flavour doesn't get enough love?

Vanilla. Everyone buys their fancy Cherry Garcia's and Chunk Monkeys, but why don't we enjoy soft-serve vanilla anymore?

5. What is your quest?

To create something meaningful and beautiful.

ETA:
Questions from my mei-mei:

1. Between the person you hate the most and your worst fear, which would you rather put up with for the rest of life?

Person I hate most. I have reasons for hating people. I have no reasoning for fearing bees and wasps. Something irrational cannot be controlled.

2. I could give you your hearts desire, only you would have to give up something dear to you. What would you want and what would you give in return?

Give me the ability to create something brilliant that will get me respect and success. I'll give up... something important... all potentially meaningful romantic relationships I may ever have.

3. You control your own country! What would you do first?

Declare war on America.

4. One day on the street you find a money clip with two hundred dollars in it. A starving child is just down the street. What would you do with it?

Give it to the kid. It'd have to be +$300 for me to consider anything else.

5. You could get tons of money, a successful career, fame, whatever, but you would have to abandon all of your friends. Would you do it?

Rhetoricality is a beautiful thing... Yes.


-Luce