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Okay. WTF?

I'm watching E! News (the Parent watches it daily, don't look at me like that) and I'm a bit afraid that mainstream telly is turning slash. Seriously, E! was all "George Clooney shagging Clive Owen, yay!"

And then, to just confuse me more, Clooney was quoting joking about spending a month dating a different actress each night, then getting photographed holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio on a beach.

*blinks*

STOPPIT. DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD.

-Luce