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"FOX has figured out that by simply putting a question mark at the end of something, you can say fucking anything!"

I have a growing urge to writing a report on the horrible lies and bias of FOX News so I can hand it over to the school district chairman who selected FOX as the channel to be on the televison and tell him "if you don't change that goddamn channel to something less fucked-up, I will make this a problem for you".

I've been doing some casual reading on FOX News' history and I am not happy with what editorials and (in particular) the Wiki has told me.


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*drops to knees and worships her gods*

-Luce

Oh, god, I love you SO FUCKING MUCH, JON.

To those of you watching Jon right now:

I was born in Miami. According to Dave Gorman, I was born on the tip of Flaccid Penis with Tiny Ballsack.

Luce: Oh my god, Mother.
Luce's Mum: You know what that makes the Keys, right?
Luce: *dies of SHAME*

-Luce