I'm pretty much MADE of gravitas now.

Someone should come slap me now and tell me adamantly that I am, in fact, not a man.

*clutches her new pinstripe pants and ties to her chest* But I will be the sexiest androgyne in town, and not just because this is a conservative town with five churchs (I know I said four before, but I found out about another today) and folk like me aren't exactly welcome.

*indignant* But you know what Missouri? I get enough shit from you as it is. You don't like me in my suit and ties, you can go screw yourself. My darling Grandmum (who is visiting) looked me up and down, smirked, and said I could fit in with the chic NYCers in the new get-up, and that's good enough for me.

lulz, I'm in ur schoolz, gheyin ur kidz, pissin off ur god.

But, seriously guys, I got sexy pinstripes, very subtle, and I got three ties along with what I refer to as the ANDERTIE. *grins* Remember that extremely pretty solid purple tie Anderson has? I got one like it and got a white dress shirt just so I can wear it. *beams* I will look so lovely once I get my hair curled. I have PE on Monday so... *nods* Tuesday, baby. Tuesday will be my sexyday.

*struts*

-Luce

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scrunchy finished my birthday gift. And it may be the greatest gift I've ever gotten.

"Stephen, is this ... happening today?" Jon looked at his watch.

"Yeah, we can go in." Stephen smiled.

"Were you going to tell us?"

"I got a text message a minute ago," He hopped off the table, "I figured we'd bring Keith up to speed on why Anderson hates him, first."

"Considerate as ever." Keith stood.

-Five Ways the Pundit Roundtable Didn't Celebrate Keith's Birthday

*sniffles a little* That was fantastic.

-Luce