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Dear Today,

You really kinda suck. Period, forgotten essay, huge fuckin' headache, and Tucker replaced by Anna Nicole (no offense, Chris)? BOO.

And why can't I be funny?! I have to finish that fic!

No love,
-Luce

PS: WHY AM I SICK AGAIN?! FUCK.


I kinda hate everything today.

-Luce

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KEITH JUST MADE MY DAY BETTER.

A guy in Wisconsin heard, from the apartment upstairs, a woman yelling that she was being raped. The guy grabbed the newest weapon- a calavry sword, a family heirloom- and charged upstairs. Keith says, "The guy kicked in the door, sword drawn, to find another man watching porn. *beat* I'm pretty sure the other guy had his sword drawn too."

*smiles* That's my boy.

-Luce

PS: KEITH HAS A GUEST. WHO KEEPS INTERRUPTING KEITH AND TRYING TO CRACK HIM UP. WHO ARE YOU, MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO FLIRTS WITH OUR BOY?

ETA: He's making Keith do his radio laugh! I've never.... actually seen Keith laugh! Oh, ♥!