I love this man

Okay, scrunchy. I'm convinced.

Keith is a gigantic dork. But he is our dork.

And I feel weirdly connected to him now. *waves* Hi Keith! People give me impromptu spelling tests at the lunch table to check if I can spell things like "deoxyribonucleic acid". I'm an abberation too! *hugs Keith's arm*

-Luce

ETA: Also I am totally convinced that Keith's producers came up with "the Keithies" just to fuck with him and make him have to open little envelopes on air. He looks so horrified, like he's got to just grin and take it in stride or he'll go on a homicadal rampage.